Just got a call from the DNC asking for money

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I told them that I would not donate or vote for a party that wants to cut from social security and medicare benefits, that such a party that hurts my parents and other old people that way is something I’m not in favor of, but against. The very nice lady said that she understood.

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Thanks for sharing.

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Mail came a half hour ago, mostly junk, though. Think there was a coupon for the Zoo.

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Thanks for sharing

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I’m wearing socks.

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Thanks for pairing.

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I’ve never understood why any smurf but Smurfette needs socks, since they all wear leggings.

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It’s not leggings, it’s a tan line :eek:

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The socks go under the leggings to soak up the sweat and smelliness. Living in the forest it can get kind of humid.

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Earlier today, or maybe yesterday, I saw a commercial on TV for one of those Cash 4 Gold places.

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Good reply: “I’m a Canadian citizen, ma’am. Please remove me from your list as I cannot vote in the US.” click
Better reply: “Lo siento. No habla ingles, senora.” click
Best reply: “I’m a non-voting felon!” Then start singing *Hide yo kids, hide yo wife *until she hangs up.

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Thanks for airing.

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A few years ago, I told my boss that, if he kept being a prick, one day I just wouldn’t show up. “You wouldn’t dare,” he said.

I didn’t show up for work.

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Thanks for daring.

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I tried on a new shirt today!

-D/a

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Thanks for wearing!

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Once I went out of my way to NOT hit a dog while I was driving.

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Thanks for caring!

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I came back, to see how my thread was “faring” and find it hijacked. Won’t anyone think of the children?

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There was an accident today right outside my workplace, where a car had hit a pole. I didn’t have anything to do and was really bored, so I just looked at the firemen for a long, long time. Mmm, firemen.