“It was only $15 and I was already there and I already had my clothes off, so I figur

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Overheard from a co-worker.
Sometimes you just don’t want to know thw rest of the story. :o

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Oops - first part got cut off. Should have read:

“It was only $15 and I was already there and I already had my clothes off, so I figured ,what the heck.”

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…so I figured, what the heck. So I got the Flu Shot."

…so I figured, what the heck. So the doctor removed the other mole as well"

:smiley:

Or do you suppose that your co-worker was going for a “happy ending?”:eek:

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zoid… I’m gonna be in Chicago this weekend… Can you find out from your co-worker where he was please? k thanks…

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Frankly, I’d be suspicious of those discount Gynecologist you meet wandering around the ladies restroom. I mean, really, a flashlight and a speculum don’t mean necessarily they’re qualified, right?

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It doesn’t? Oh, no! :eek:

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…so I figured, what the heck. And I had him tattoo the other cheek, too.
We could make a very amusing game out of this.

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…so I figured, what the heck. And I got my left breast implanted, too.

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…so I figured, what the heck, I’ll have it ALL waxed off

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…so I figured, what the heck, and had my other nipple pierced too.

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…so I figured, what the heck, might as well see what Ben Affleck sees in her.

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…so I figured, what the heck, impregnate me!

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I think we may have a winner.

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…so I figured, what the heck, so I locked the door and donated another cup.

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… so I figured, what the heck, when am I going to be in Haiti again?

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…so I figured, what the heck, it’s Girls Gone Wild 3.

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…so I figured, what the heck? I’d never seen a flat scanner plate that large before, anyway.

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so I figured, “What the heck, I mean, how’s anybody gonna make any money from a latex cast of my genitals?”

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…so I figured, what the heck, I’ll spend an extra year in college with my horse.

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No, here is our winner.