“It was only $15 and I was already there and I already had my clothes off, so I figur

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Wow. Just, wow.

Y’all have issues, but as long as we’re just funnin’…
…so I figured what the heck, if you close your eyes you can’t tell the difference… :eek:

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You know, if it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have gone to college at all.

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…so I figured what the heck, finger paint washes right off…

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…so I figured, what the heck, he’s not too skanky for the Canadian Alliance, and Frank magazine will have a riot with the photos.

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…so I figured what the heck, how dangerous can bungee jumping be?

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Wasn’t that really overheard by someone else, somewhere else? I could swear I’ve read those exact words quite recently…

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…so I figured, what the heck, I’ll try on the matching bra too.

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…so I figured, what the heck, it’s only a gerbil, and declawed at that!

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…so I figured, what the heck, I mean, how much can it hurt?

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:smiley:

Hahahahahhaha Thank God there was no one else in the office when I read that.

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…so I figured what the heck, when am I ever going to get such a good deal on peanut butter again?

I love these little surreal snippets of overheard conversation. I once walked into a conversation at a party just as the person talking said:

I don’t know what that was about, as none of them would repeat the earlier part of the story.

But even that gets topped by the snippet overheard by a friend of mine upon walking past a classroom:

**If anyone has any ideas what the hell that one was about, please let me know.

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…so I figured, what the heck? When’s the next time I’m going to catch Phil Plait and James Randi together in the same room again?

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Yeah, Lewis Black on his Comedy Central Presents show… this is what causes aneurisms

…If it wasn’t for my horse…If it wasn’t for my horse… …WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH COLLEGE???..

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…so I figured, what the heck. Who knew you could actually get a decent back rub at the massage parlour?

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…so I figured, what the heck. Brazillian wax eh? OK…

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…so I figured, what the heck, it’s not like I use my spleen that much anyhow…

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…so I figured, what the heck, I might as well see if it fits.

…so I figured, what the heck, how much could it hurt?

…so I figured, what the heck, I don’t need all this body hair anyhow.

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…so I figured, what the heck: if Arnie can run for Governor why not me?

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…so I figured, what the heck, when was the last time I had my prostate checkd?

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…so I figured, what the heck, if it breaks off I can always buy a new one…