“It was only $15 and I was already there and I already had my clothes off, so I figur

…so I figured, what the heck: how often do you see a vat of chocolate pudding that big?

…so I figured what the heck, how often do you get to Arnold Schwartzenegger nekkid anyway?:smiley:
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…so I figured what the heck, the Priest said I could have a candy bar, too.

Bad Idea Jeans!!!

…So I figured I’d get in on the strip poker game.

…so I figured, what the heck, the goat LOOKS friendly"

This made me laugh so hard, I thought my brain was exploding – zoid, are you trying to kill me?

…so I figured what the heck, maybe a portrait of myself WOULD make a nice Christmas present for my mother-in-law…

… so I figured what the heck, Bush is going to make this illegal soon anyway.

…so I figured, what the heck, if that’s what I have to do to become a Moderator, then so be it.

…so I figured, what the heck, we’re in the middle of the biggest blackout in history.

…so I figured, what the heck, the guy at the store said the dye was only temprorary. Now it’s blue!

…so I figured what the heck. I hear Prince Alberts are all the rage these days.

Aw, shucks.
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…so I figured, what the heck, it’s only a turkey baster.

…so I figured, what the heck, it even looks good without my glasses…

…so I figured, what the heck, 85 isn’t that old…

…so I figured, what the heck, dye the pubes red to finish up the Ronald McDonald tatoo.

That response is so, so wrong with your sig attached…

…so I figured, what the heck, the Shriners don’t need the cars back until tomorrow morning anyhow.

…so I figured, what the heck, it’s not like Janet Reno will ever love me for my mind.

…so I figured, what the heck, he was the President, after all…

…so I figured, what the heck, i always wondered if i still would get brain freeze if i had it spooned in…

…so I figured, what the heck, you can never have to many prostate exams.

…so I figured, what the heck, at least I’ll figure out how they get the caramel inside the Caramilk bar.

…so I figured, what the heck, it could be a woman on the other side of that glory hole.

…so I figured, what the heck, if the cat doesn’t like it, I’ll stop.

…so I figured, what the heck, he likes peanut butter…I have some Skippy right here. What’s the chances the wife will come home early from her yoga class?

…so I figured, what the heck, I may as well see if the vacuum actually works.