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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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MetalMaven

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…so I figured, what the heck, maybe this time I can get the ping pong balls into the back row.

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… so I figured, what the heck, what else will I do with all this Icey-Hot.

… so I figured, what the heck, the cat was already shaved

… so I figured, what the heck, these goats aren’t going to felch themselves!

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… so I figured, what the heck, it’s probably just an urban myth.

… so I figured, what the heck, he’s not even a union member!

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… so I figured, what the heck, and grabbed a straw . .

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Bad Idea Jeans ®

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Bad Idea Jeans ®

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…so I figured, what the heck, how bad could a Supercut’s hair cut be?

:frowning:

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…so I figured, what the heck, supposedly women prefer men who are circumsized.

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…so I figured, what the heck, Let’s send Snapple some more “Fun Facts” for their bottle tops.

…so I figured, what the heck, I gotta share this. For all the trolls out there.

…so I figured, what the heck, let’s see what it takes to get me fired.

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… so I figured, what the heck, he’s kinda cute for an alien being.

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…so I figured, what the heck, why not have a “crop circle” shaved into my back hair?

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…so I figured, what the heck,how many other guys I know have a 42D bust

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… so I figured, what the heck, the yak’s not due back at the rental place till tomorrow, and I just got a new Twister board …

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…so I figured, what the heck, it’s the Dave Matthews.

…so I figured, what the heck, it’s not like it’s a whole football team.

…so I figured, what the heck, my prof always spoke so highly of black holes.

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**PLEASE DO NOT READ EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU AREN’T OVERSENSITIVE AND HAVE A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR **

…so I figured, what the heck, what’s one more dead whore in the world?

I told you not to look

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**OH YEAH DON’T READ THAT IF YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF GRAMMAR EITHER **

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…so I figured, what the heck; it’d be legal in Japan…

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… so I figured, I could stay another day in “Camp Nude-Ass”

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… so I figured, what the heck, they’re probably just protecting themselves from lawsuits when they print “for external use only” right on the label.