I just had to note that Scotticher has the cutest, sweetest, sexiest voice I have ever heard.
You only say that because you’ve never heard my voice…
<snicker snicker>
Sigh.
One of these days, Euty, we’ll talk.
And you’ll probably come away thinking the same way I did the first time I heard my own voice on tape–ewwwwwww! She sounds like Jan Brady! 
Um…this is kind of embarrassing, Euty, but do you think maybe you got a wrong number?
::blushing::
Scotti:o
Scotti,
Euty may have hit one of his speed dial buttons by mistake and talked to one of those honey-voiced sex-phone wimmen, you know. He runs up frightfully large bills, (or so he’s mentioned) but, you know what they say about those kind of men…they just won’t stop once they get going.
How sad that he’s virtually married to three women and yet, has only ever heard one of them speak!
Oh wait, that means no nagging, doesn’t it? I think I understand now!
I’ll just say that I’ve heard bethie’s voice and it was very cute, sweet and sexy! How come Euty gets all the cute sweet sexy voiced women? 
Well, you could have had me if it weren’t for that damn heterosexuality thing you have! Now, we’ll just have to be content bitching to each other about men and their shortcomings!
Feeling better?
Humpfh, was it my fault I was out sick with a sinus infection the day the Lesbians and Bisexuals recruited at my high school? If they really cared about serving the community, they would have scheduled a make-up day or something. Pah.
Actually, I have been thinking about going bi…it would give me twice the opportunities to bitch, moan and/or whine. It’s a win-win situation for everybody!
Of course, if you were really interested, you could have had someone take notes or fill out a contact card for you!
I’m holding out for the free samples before I make my decision.
Hmmm…free samples, eh? I’ll see what I can do. Surely, some of our fine ladies here could put together some sort of care package!
Poor Euty! We’ve hijacked his thread!
I think it clearly states in the SDMB manual that any hijacks involving lesbian or bisexual women and/or recruitment of the same is allowed, nay encouraged.
Now if we were to start talking about why I couldn’t sleep last night, that would be obnoxious…
Especially in threads involving Euty!
Is that why they call it Euty’s Rule? I was wondering about that. At first I thought it might have come from the Bible, you know because there are a lot of rules in there, but now that I think of it, maybe they named it after him.
I think you’re probably right. That sounds much more plausible than that whole Bible thing!
I dunno Bethie, the bible is full of the kinky shit! In fact I was just thinking the other day, what if the scholars were wrong and the bible was really set in TN, AK, KY and MS? Makes sense…all the incest, silly fights, men named Jethro and Jesse. In fact, next trip home, I’m going to go and find me that Ark of the Covenant, I think it’s someplace near McMinnville, TN.
Say, I just thought of something else! How come nobody has started a thread about my voice? I’ve talked to lots of Dopers, and AFAIK, I’m the only Doper who has made sound effects for a porn film. POUT. I am leaving in a huff now.
Because we are all hoping to keep such a wonderful secret (your beautiful, sexy, cute voice) to ourselves! But you’ve gone and let the cat out of the damn bag now! I’d take my phone off the hook if I were you, Salami-Woman!
Ark of the Covenant in McMinnville? Bwaa-haa-haa!
There’s a lotta freaky people what come from McMinnville. That’s alls I’m saying. Lotta freaky people.
And nobody ever calls me because they are too friggin cheap to pay the long distance.
Hey, don’t feel bad–no one ever calls me either and it’s not international for most people! ::pout::