Yes kids, it’s of the spray in variety-definitely not the kind you can tuck in the back of your wallet. A perfect stocking (or something) stuffer for today’s woman on the go. 
::jingle:: “It’s a Condom, it’s a mint. It’s a Condiment!”
Man, nothing gets me in the mood faster than good ole Nanometer-silver Cryptic Condoms…
Yeah, they’re going to have to come up with a much better name before it comes to the US.
Apparently it’s the wonder-spray, with absolutely no drawbacks. :dubious:
You poke that in enough and you don’t need the real thing.
Although I am a geek girl and nothing thrills me more than the word “nano”…as a woman, the thought of sticking PARTICLES OF METAL up my vagina aren’t all that appealing.
Come on, where’s your sense of adventure?
Does it come tee hee! in flavors?
I was naturally distracted by the ANZAC news NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow - much more important locally.
Hmmm. Quite the wonder-invention, eh? I don’t think I would want to trust it. And it DOES need a snappier name, I think.
I wonder if it is as effective as that external aerosol contraceptive? pepper spray
Heheheh Muffin!
And I thought you were going to say Lynx Africa…
spray more, get more --bollocks, never worked for me!
I thought for sure you were going to say Axe body spray.
Brand new come-on [sub]Heh![/sub] line opportunities:
“Hey, baby, how about we go deplete the ozone layer?”
Alternate slogan suggestions:
“A little squirt before means no little squirt after.”
“A spray is as good as a spay!”
“Remember - shake our can before you shake yours.”
“A smart girl always sprays before she plays.”
Marcy says: “Everything now comes in aerosol cans.”
What-the thought of a sparkly hoo-hah doesn’t excite you? 
Seriously, how does a membrane deep inside the vagina prevent infection?? Diaphragms don’t stop STD transmission, do they?
New Ad Slogan or Name
Cumbuster
Gizzinator
Smegstopper
Before you spelunk, make sure you stop the spunk.
DNA Warper
With the worldwide decline in smoking rates, instead of a post-coital cigarette, couples can do after-sex whip-its.