I noticed this on the list of “Wikipedia’s Newest Articles”: The Spray-on Condom.
It hasn’t gotten much market penetration, mostly because of issues with, um, timing. The device apparently just can’t get ready fast enough. (That is, you have to wait for 60 seconds while the latex dries before you can put it to use.) There’s also a noise problem: during the application process it makes an eminently unsexy sound that tends to kill the mood.
The article claims it was inspired by the spray nozzles at a German car wash. Test subjects complained that it was “intimidating.”
I’d be concerned about incomplete coverage - traditional condoms are electrically tested to ensure that they have no holes. I expect that electrical testing for a spray-on condom is out of the question.
Has this actually been tested , er, “in action”. Since the splooge has no place to go, wouldn’t it just back up inside? I dunno, but that seems like it could be very painful.
And getting it off afterward? Your schwantz would have little latez shreds all over it, 'cause I doubt it would peel off as a complete unit. Plus your splooge might come shooting out once you break the seal over the tip.
Wait, you’ll have to stop what you’re doing and go stick your dick into a machine for a minute, and they’re thinking it’s the hissing noise that might be a mood killer? :dubious: