I’m BAAAA-A-A-A-A-ACCCCCK!
But WHY!?!?!?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Spider in the house!!!
This has certainly been a curious series of events. Shouldn’t you have an ‘s’ on Sanguine?
Like SanguinesSpider. 
ha ha…
ha.
You know you love me, just get the obsession out in open!
So you’re back to being an Eight Legged Freak? I did like your new name in spite of its plurality.
It doesn’t matter, the apes will still claim her when they take over.
I can please no one, eh? DAY-UM! Yes, the apes will still take me either way. So HA!
HA HA HA!
sits down in a straw-covered corner of her cage, adjusting her collar
I leave for a day and look what happens, all hell breaks loose. And after all that brainstorming I did.
Nice to see you back.
It most certainly is. Dex even sent e-mail to you asking if that “extra s” was intentional.
Check your sent e-mail if you don’t believe me.
Well, I’m smoking crack so don’t mind me, UncleBeer. I’m just happy to be myself again (Spider) and never again shall I seek to change the goodness that is me.
But I do want to mention that you are the only person who emailed me about the whole thing, to let me know you had passed it along. The change back to Spider just happened magically as I was posting. No harm, no foul!
It wasn’t that difficult to do… though I did catch myself attempting to use words that had the dread letter in them. 
Thank goodness for you that you were able to go back to the original, though. That must have been a relief. 
F_X
Yes, it IS a relief! I wont ever try to change a good thing again. The powers-that-be are mostly kind.
Sounds good to me! I agree with you about the powers-that-be around here. 
F_X
Welcome back Spidey! It’s a great name regardless of whether you like spiders or not. I mean, I don’t like bladders but I still keep the name!
Hmm. That’s odd. Dex copied me on the e-mail he sent to you. Musta got lost somewhere along the way. I’m glad that everything’s settled now.
Me too…
Dance monkeys… DANCE!
A wonderful and unique username has been revived! Yea!!!
SanguineSpider, I kneel to kiss all eight of your hairy little feet. Good decision, IMHO.
That reminds me of a dream my friend Eunice had once about bladders being kept in the refrigerator… and then she had placentas to eat in the dream. Weird stuff, to be sure.
More seriously though, I agree that it’s a great name. It’s just so… evocative.
F_X
Thank you… thank you all! You love me… you really love me! My feet aren’t hairy, btw.