Top 5 Gabriel & Dresden Remixes
- Fallen - Sarah McLachlan
- Save My Soul - Kristine W
- On a High - Duncan Sheik
- Beautiful Things - Andain
- Use Only The Drugs - Attention Deficit
I consider you witty and even urbane, ** Really Not All That Bright **.
Is it 4 AM yet? Go, fuck off. 
Top Five Chuck Palahniuk books:
- Choke (“Were all here, alive and unwell.”)
- Survivor (I now know the secret to getting semen stains off a stuffed animal)
- Diary (“If you ever wake up to read this, your name is Peter Wilmot. And you turned out to be one sorry piece of shit.”)
- Lullaby (a truly twisted piece of work)
- Fight Club (Maybe I should re-read it, but it just seemed like the movie was better)
My Top Five Favorite Roller Coasters
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[li]Magnum XL-200 (Cedar Point)[/li][li]The Beast (Paramount’s King’s Island)[/li][li]The Cyclone (Astroland in Brooklyn NY)[/li][li]Thunderation (Silver Dollar City in Branson MO)[/li][li]The Great American Scream Machine (Six Flags Over Georgia)[/li][/ol]
Coaster Parks I Hope to Visit This Summer
[ol]
[li]Cedar Point[/li][li]Paramount’s King’s Island[/li][li]Holiday World[/li][li]Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom[/li][li]Dollywood[/li][/ol]
Top 5 Discworld novels
[ol]
[li]Small Gods[/li][li]Interesting Times[/li][li]Carpe Jugulum[/li][li]Feet of Clay[/li][li]Pyramids[/li][/ol]
Top 5 favorite words in the English language
[ol]
[li]Thingamabob[/li][li]Serendipity[/li][li]Curmudgeon[/li][li]Hullabaloo[/li][li]Chocolate[/li][/ol]
Well, by god, Really Not All That Bright just made me laugh out loud. C-razy.
Top 5 Smilies On The Board
- :wally
- :smack:
- :dubious:
- ;j - I really do love this one, it just doesn’t seem very functional
** Top 5 Track Races To Run **
- Steeplechase
- 1500/1600
- 800
- 3200/3000
- 400
Note: This list does not include sprint events, because I am an endurance athlete. And, uh, fight the power, and stuff.
~S&S
Allllllright, one more.
Top 5 Marvel Superheroes
- BlackBolt, of the Inhumans
- Gambit, of the X-Men
- Karnak, also of the Inhumans
- DeadPool
- Spiderman (with an emphasis on when he was in that black, venom-like suit.)
PS: Daredevil sucks. 
~S&S
Top Five TV Babes of all time
1- Barbara Cooper (Valerie Bertinelli) of One Day at a Time
2- Marcia Brady (Maureen McCormick) of the Brady Bunch
3- Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) of Married with Children
4- Sara Rush (Lydia Cornell) of Too Close for Comfort
5- Daisy Duke (Catherine Bach) of Dukes of Hazzard
Top Five Baseball Players That I Have Seen Play In Person
1- Mickey Mantle
2- Al Kaline
3- Reggie Jackson
4- Johnny Bench
5- Roberto Clemente
Top Five Candies
1- Easter Whoppers with the Candy Coating
2- Normal Whoppers
3- Milky Way
4- M&Ms
5- Kit Kat
Top Five TV Shows All Time
1- Twin Peaks
2- Are You Being Served?
3- Andy Griffith
4- All in the Family
5- The Time Tunnel
Top Five Rides at Disney World
1- Pirates of the Caribbean
2- Spaceship Earth
3- It’s a Small World
4- Haunted Mansion
5- Splash Mountain
Top Five Annoyances of SDMB
1- 1920’s Style Death Rays
2- In Which I Pit
3- Hi Opal!
4- The Perfect Master
5- Cite?
Top 5 Things That Make Living So Sweet[ol][]Love[]Laughing[]Friends & Family[]EnlightenmentOrgasms-And the build-up to them[/ol]
Top 5 Keys to Write a Song In:
- E minor
- C minor
- G Major
- A minor
- D minor
Top 5 Jamaican-music-influenced non-Jamaican bands:
- The Police
- No Doubt
- The Specials
- Madness
- English Beat
Top 5 Things my Dog Barks at:
- Squirrels
- Cats
- Other Dogs
- Letter Carrier
- Us
Top 5 things I do at work
- Check my e-mail
- Read the Straight Dope message boards
- Fend off people who want to chat with me
- Work
- Go to the bathroom
Top 5 magical performances I’ve seen:
- Copperfield’s Death Saw illusion
- Simon Lovell’s second deal
- Banachek’s metal-bending routine
- Gordon Bruce performing Card Under The Glass
- Armando Lucero performing The Collectors
Best episodes of Fawlty Towers
- Kipper and the Corpse
- Gourmet Night
- The Wedding Party
- The Psychiatrist
- The Germans
Top Five Stephen King Books
- The Shining
- The Dead Zone
- IT
- Misery
- Carrie
Top five things I say when I’m not really listening to someone
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- That’s funny.
- These things happen.
- That’s interesting.
- I agree.
Top five Windows/Office shortcuts
- Windows + E
- ALT + TAB
- ALT + F, S
- CTRL + C
- CTRL + V
Top Five Most Hated Football Teams:
- Eagles
- Jets
- Packers
- Cowboys
- Redskins
**Top Five Things Guys Are Supposed To Love That I Couldn’t Care Less About At All: **
- Cars
- Baseball
- Strip Clubs
- Power Tools
- Huge Boobs
Top Five Things I Used To Hate, But Now Love:
- Cats
- Football
- Roller Coasters
- Friends
- The Cure
Top Five Favorite Numbers (with apologies to RNATB):
- 42
- 37
- 77
- 1 googol
- 69
Top Five Things I Love Seeing My Wife Wear:
- That little french maid kinda thing
- Baby pink lipstick, and nothing else.
- That little pink number she wore last night
- That little pleated purple thing with the little fringy bits
- That other little pink number that I haven’t seen in awhile
Top five calls I get at work:
5: I need toner for my printer* (So what? Call OfficeMax!)*
4: How do I set up new users on this system? (Did you lose your office procedures binder again?)
3: I can’t get in! (Try the door? It should be unlocked.)
2: I need a password.
1: I called about an hour ago for a password, and you gave me one, but I forgot it.
What? No circus peanuts? :dubious:
Top Five Star Trek babes:
- Michelle Forbes (Ensign Ro)
- Chase Masterson (Rom’s Wife, Leeta)
- France Nguyen (Elaan of Troyyius)
- Jennifer Lien (Kes, when she was possessed and wearing the leather jumpsuit)
- Nana Visitor (The Intended, the evil-dimension version of Kira when she was wearing the leather jumpsuit… not possessed, but still… leather jumpsuit…)
The Top 5 Movie Roles of Anthony Hopkins
- Dr. Frederick Treves: The Elephant Man (1980)
- Stevens the butler: Remains of the Day (1993)
- Dr. Hannibal Lecter: The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
- Lieutenant William Bligh: The Bounty (1984)
- Corky Withers/voice of Fats the dummy: Magic (1978)
Top 5 Favorite Colors
- Black
- Maroon
- Cerulean Blue
- Alizarin Crimson
- Hunter Green
Top 5 Bad Movies I Love
- Rudy
- Time Bandits
- Clash of the Titans
- Commando
- Red Dawn
Top 5 Favorite Activities
- Running
- Biking
- Hiking
- Taking Pictures
- Playing Music
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“Ooh! There’s a golf tournament on telelvision!”
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Two words: Baptist Wedding
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It takes place in the Matrix
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A conference call is involved.
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vibrotronica says “You know, I’ve got an interesting story about that…”