You quiero Taco Bell.
If General Tso and Colonel Sanders got into an arm wrestling match, who do you think would win?
jimmy cracked corn and i remained utterly apathetic.

Damn…I thought this thread had made it to Threadspotting in a single day, but then I noticed that it likely got revived because of Threadspotting.
so how do you do my voice?
I think the first time I posted in ATMB was at post #2900 (roughly)
I have yet to post in COCC or COSR
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Oh lord, how meta.
Is it Yellow Book™?
That would be a cross between Mr. Ed and Vin Deisel, with Forghorn Leghorn inflections.
I do your voice like this.
What do you think?
pan
Oh, great. A talking gecko.
I imagine everyone’s voice as a very high pitched nasal whine in an extremely Cockney accent. Very relaxing.
Except for Kn(*)ckers, whose voice is like Jessica Rabbit with a lisp.
Wait… I just remembered… That’s also how I hear Polycarp. Makes for interesting GD reads.
Polycarp and tomndebb sound like Walter Cronkite explaining things to me.
Captain Caveman could kick both their butts.
Everything TubaDiva says is in the style of Ethyl Merman belting out a show tune.
manhattan sounds like Lou Grant.
Coldfire sounds like a cross Goldmember and Krusty the Clown (I do the Krusty laugh after every third sentence).
Czarcasm sounds like Dennis Miller, but with more of a sing-song quality
Cajun Man surprisingly sounds like Speedy Gonzales.
Arnold Winkelried sounds like a cross between Frank Costanza and Ed Norton as the narrator from “The Fight Club.”
CK Dexter Haven sounds like Darryl Hammond’s impersonation of Al Gore.
UncleBeer sounds like Dean Martin, with a little Pacino thrown in.
Lynn Bodoni sounds like a cross between Kathleen Turner and Marlon Brando.
Ed Zotti sounds like Shaggy (from Scooby Doo) with a thick Polish accent.
When I read my own posts in older threads that people link to, NoClueBoy sounds like Jim Carey in Cable Guy.
Or, a litle girl from Guatamala. Depends on the context.
Very close, but instead of Vin Deisel you should use Barry White. My voice is smooth, not gravelly.
Since Czarcasm is the only Mod I’ve met, I imagine all the Mods looking and sounding like him. Yes, I said all the Mods.