Just posted on Facebook

In response to the TLDR above:

“Daddy! I love being all snug and warm in your testicles! It feels so funny and bouncy when you jog, and I love feeling your loving caresses when you hold and scratch yourself. When you go commando, it’s like a conga line in here. Wait! Daddy, what is happening? I feel everything around here tensing up! It’s very scary! Oh no! It feels like we’re taking off on a big rocket! Wheee! Daddy, where am I? It’s cold and bright! It feels like I’m wrapped in cottony paper and it smells of aloe. Oh daddy, don’t flush me down the toilet. Ahhhhhhhh!”

Thanks, Czarcasm for this. I put it on my FB page, and I’ve already got 2 likes from it.

Some dumb bitch on my FB friends list posted that price grid crap last night, and someone posted the Snopes link. Her response? “I figured it was another hoax, but had to put it out there and get my susupicions confirmed!”

Does your computer not have a keyboard? Can you not go to Snopes your own damn self?

It’s time to reverse-engineer the stupidity. I recommend the following.
IT’S TRUE!!! FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING ACCOUNTS EFFECTIVE 10/1/11!!! ONE SMALL THING THEY WON’T TELL YOU IS THAT ALL NEW ACCOUNTS ARE FREE. SO HERE’S WHAT TO DO: DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT NOW. ON OCTOBER FIRST, CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT WITH YOUR NAME SLIGHLY MISSPELLED. TAH-DAH! FREE ACCOUNT! YOUR WELCOME.
Extra exclamation marks and misspelling “YOUR WELCOME” makes it seem more legitimate.

It drives me crazy how very much people do. not. THINK for one single second before posting crap. The other day someone posted:

I commented “Um… what county?”

Just one obvious question that would bring a person to Google, where they’d learn that this message is bullshit.

Also… seriously lady, you live in Chatham, Massachusetts. Not so much with the gang activity.

I had one Friend post the Facebook Fees item. In his defense, he is 14 and a bit of a doofus. My Wife got at least four copies.

This is seconded by that crap about don’t tell someone their car lights are out.. its a gang initiation to shoot you.. UGHHH!!!

READ>>>>>>>>> PROVE THEM WRONG>>>>>>> New York radio station. For those of you who didn’t hear it, this is very deep. This is a heavy piece and a Caucasian wrote it. Dee Lee, CFP Harvard Financial Educators Dee Lee says: … … THEY ARE STILL OUR SLAVES. We can continue to reap profits from the Blacks without the effort of physical slavery. Look at the current methods of containment that they use on themselves : IGNORANCE, GREED, and SELFISHNESS. Their IGNORANCE is the primary weapon of containment. A great man once said, "The best way to hide something from Black people is to put it in a book.& quot; We now live in the Information Age. They have gained the opportunity to read any book on any subject through the efforts of their fight for freedom, yet they refuse to read. There are numerous books readily available at Borders, Barnes & Noble, and Amazon.com, not to mention their own Black Bookstores that provide solid blueprints to reach economic equality (which should have been their fight all along), but few read consistently, if at all. GREED is another powerful weapon of containment. Blacks, since the abolition of slavery, have had large amounts of money at their disposal. Last year they spent 10 billion dollars during Christmas, out of their 450 billion dollars in total yearly income (2.22%). Any of us can use them as our target market, for any business venture we care to dream up, no matter how outlandish, they will buy into it. Being primarily a consumer people, they function totally by greed. They continually want more, with little thought for saving or investing. They would rather buy some new sneaker than invest in starting a business. Some even neglect their children to have the latest Tommy or FUBU, And they still think that having a Mercedes, and a big house gives them “Status” or that they have achieved their Dream. They are fools! The vast majority of their people are still in poverty because their greed holds them back from collectively making better communities. With the help of BET, and the rest of their black media that often broadcasts destructive images into their own homes, we will continue to see huge profits like those of Tommy and Nike. (Tommy Hilfiger has even jeered them, saying he doesn’t want their money, and look at how the fools spend more with him than ever before!). They’ll continue to show off to each other while we build solid communities with the profits from our businesses that we market to them. SELFISHNESS, ingrained in their minds th rough slavery, is one of the major ways we can continue to contain them. One of their own, Dubois said that there was an innate division in their culture. A “Talented Tenth” he called it. He was correct in his deduction that there are segments of their culture that has achieved some “form” of success. However, that segment missed the fullness of his work. They didn’t read that the “Talented Tenth” was then responsible to aid The Non-Talent ed Ninety Percent in achieving a better life. Instead, that segment has created another class, a Buppie class that looks down on their people or aids them in a condescending manner. They will never achieve what we have. Their selfishness does not allow them to be able to work together on any project or endeavor of substance. When they do get together, their selfishness lets their egos get in the way of their goal. Their so-called help organizations seem to only want to promote their name without making any real change in their community. They are content to sit in conferences and convention s in our hotels, and talk about what they will do, while they award plaques to the best speakers, not to the best doers. Is there no end to their selfishness? They steadfastly refuse to see that TOGETHER ACHIEVES MORE (TEAM). They do not understand that they are no better than each other because of what they own, as a matter of fact, most of those Buppies are but one or two pay checks away from poverty. All of which is under the control of our pens in our offices and our rooms. Yes, we will continue to contain them as long as they refuse to read, continue to buy anything they want, and keep thinking they are “helping” their communities by paying dues to organizati ons which do little other than hold lavish convention s in our hotels. By the way, don’t worry about any of them reading this letter, remember, 'THEY DON’T READ!!! (Prove them wrong! Please pass this on After Reading it…)**

So after i just post the link to tell my friends that this is utter crap just like the “Willie Lynch Letter” i get the usual… well it may be false but its true response…
Well no… actually its a bunch of racial self loathing it what it is… ARGGHHH!!!

I’ll second that… I had a former friend post something similar, just substitute a puppy and a shelter for the baby and abortion clinic. I had been thinking about unfriending her for a while but that post was the clincher. Buh-bye!

Yeah. That’s a defriending.

Brilliant!

The Re-post Revolution is gaining momentum. I just got this one:
“Hello. My name is Timothy “Tiny Tim” Crachit. I am dying of a mysterious and unspecified illness caused by being an emotionally charged character in a nineteenth century novel. Without treatment, the doctors say I won’t live, but my daddy makes only fifteen bob a week, and we can’t afford the bills. For every person who posts this, the firm of Scrooge & Marley will donate two shillings to help pay for my treatment. Please re-post this so I can see next Christmas! God bless us, every one! (except the people who don’t re-post this. You will get visited by three ghosts tonight, instead.)”

I think you need something a little less obvious. Even the type of dumbasses who pass these things along are going to spot that it is just a joke. Further, a lot of people are going to pass them on because they are a joke, for a laugh.

I think you need to craft one that kind of reads like a standard hoax but contains a relatively subversive poke at those who pass it on. I’d do it myself but I don’t have FB.

What are you, some kind of a Commie?

I think I’ll stick with openly mocking them.

I posted a really bitchy status the other day because now Facebook doesn’t seem to have character limits for status updates anymore so, instead of these retards being confined to just 420 characters, they get to spew on and on forever with their bullshit urban legends and “It’s [totally fake bullshit] Awareness week! Won’t you post this for just one hour?” and I actually have to SCROLL DOWN now to get through their inanity.

I’ve unfriended a lot of people in the past week or so.