Did you know that homosexuality is a disease? I sure didn’t. I also didn’t know it had a name, which is Male Homosexuality Disorder. Never fear! There is now a solution!
I humbly bring you…Hetracil!
From the website:
If this isn’t a joke, I’m scared.
The no to Prop 13 link makes me think it’s tongue in cheek.
I wonder if there would be a serious drug reaction if Ben Gay were used while on Hetricil?
It used to be considered a mental illness but no longer is.
It’s registered by something called the Church of the Subgenius in New York City. The full whois info is on this page.
Hetracil! Now with faggotol!
'Tis so. Hilarious idea, though, and actually makes for an interesting debate…
I was expecting them to say it was sexually transmitted, with no comment as to how it infected new people 
Of course, if this product really existed, straight guys would be snapping it up like there was no tomorrow. “If it makes a gay guy straight, imagine what it would do for me!”
Just when the Viagra and add-three-inches spams were finally starting to die out.
I posted this in the other thread on this a while back:
Checking server [whois.opensrs.net]
Results:
Registrant:
Church of the Subgenius
420 Broadway
New York, NY 10010
US
Domain name: HETRACIL.COM
Administrative Contact:
Dobbs, JR Bob jpkones@yahoo.com
420 Broadway
New York, NY 10010
US
(212) 777-3456
Technical Contact:
Dobbs, JR Bob jpkones@yahoo.com
420 Broadway
New York, NY 10010
US
(212) 777-3456
and for more reading fun, Church of the SubGenius . Praise Bob, feel the Slack
Yeah, was gonna say. Dobbsian. Joke. Subgenii. Someone beat me to it, though.
It’s a shame that the 800 number doesn’t work.
I’m kind of wondering when the gay community is gonna create Homocil.
That totally made my night!
Ah, Homocil… that’ll be the day.