This post on Bill-
makes me believe that we can come up with a whole bunch more on the guy, ala Chuck.
Bill O’Reilly sold his soul to Satan, who took it public with an IPO last spring. After reaching a high of 47 and an eighth, it is currently at 1 and a quarter.
Sorry, but, Chuck? Could you be more specific?
As in Chuck Norris. There’s an old internet meme about making outrageous claims about how tough Chuck Norris is. The OP is proposing doing the same with Bill O’Reilly, only about him being an asshole.
The O’Reilly Factor is a required class for students studying proctology at the New England University of Medicine.
Bill O’Reilly doesn’t use sunscreen. He uses Preperation H.
Specialists at the Mayo Clinic privately refer to severe constipation as The No Spin Zone
Bill O’Reilly ate the soul of Emily Post. He didn’t even burp afterwards.
If Bill-O seems short-sighted, it’s because his view is obstructed by intestinal polyps.
Bill O’Reilly doesn’t wipe his ass, he towels off.
When Bill was a baby his mama didn’t know which end to diaper.
Since this is pretty much just a joke-telling thread, which have historically not been allowed in the Pit, I’m going to close it.