I cut two inches off the tops of her galoshes.
“Got any grapes?”
hey mister, I was screwing your wife too!
shark!!! shark!!!** shark!!! shark!!!**
“Dunno mate. Never been able to catch one of the little bastards.”
That’s three Scottish coal-miners; the middle one went home for lunch.
“Yeah. I bet it’s that stuck-up bitch at No. 37.”
“I said it felt like he had a wart on his dick.”
“So I know how to boot him fair up the arse!”
For the Aussies out there …
“The sheep’s a liar!”
She’s drinking vinegar and water.
For the Kiwis…
“Yes, but you chose the Mayor’s girlfriend!”
“The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault!”
“I’m not going to hurt 'im! I’m cooking him a steak. He can’t get laid on jelly, and ice cream…”
“You’ll just have to wait 9 months though, because you got pregnant last night!!!”
“He said ‘fuck him, give him a dollar.’ The breakfast was my idea.”
“All right, I’m only going to show you how to do this one more time!”
“They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.”
“An ancient Egyptian phallic symbol?? Geeez, I’d hate to tell ya what it looks like!”
Yeah, the water is deep too.
“No, I asked you to **ship **me a ton of bricks.”
“It says ‘Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.’”