Baaa!
I bit her nipple and she farted and flew out the window.
“No.”
“Watson, you utter pillock. Some bastard has pinched the tent!”
“It says sprocket, not socket!”
Oh no! I just ran over a nun!
-I’m a frayed-knot!
-You’d think the second one would have ducked.
-Dam!
-Move over sisters, I have to gargle.
-Two Hail Mary’s, four Our Father’s, and three good leads!
…and, now for variations on a theme…
-Russel
-Matt
-Bob
and my favorite
-Kurt 'n Rod
" all this time … it was celebrate"