As a result of reading this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=453534&highlight=miracle+fruit
I ordered some freeze dried Miracle Fruit from the UK and thought I’d share our experience.
If you’ve never heard of miracle Fruit here is wikipedias take:
My S.O. Beth made the transaction using PayPal. The price was 2 British Pounds or right about ten good old American dollars.
Five days later:
We received in the mail, a padded envelope containing a letter of instruction and 2 grams of freeze dried Miracle Fruit crystals in a glassine bag. The color of the crystals is somewhat pinkish. Beth and her son called it salmon colored but I insist on pinkish… bah!
As per the instructions we kept the product in the fridge till the needed supplies were gathered and the time was right.
Last night, Beth her son Chris(22) and I decided the time was right.
We sliced up a lemon, a lime, a pink Florida grapefruit, an orange and chilled a few assorted beverages to sample. Ie. Guinness Stout, Sam Adams White Ale, Hornsbys hard apple cider and various others.
I split the 2 gram envelope in half and put it on a plate. The “crystals” were pretty well flattened and mashed together .
I divided the 1gram of Miracle Fruit crystals into 3 lines…er…uh… piles.
We each took our pile and dissolved it on our respective tongues. The taste was somewhat berryish but not overly sweet by any stretch of the imagination.
Not unpleasant, just kind of meh. As advertised.
Beth and Chris thought the taste was a tad sour and a bit like raspberry.
It took about a minute and a half or so for the crystals to dissolve.
I grabbed a wedge of lemon and bit right in.
The taste was like sweet lemonade with little to no bitterness. I tried the lime wedge next and although it was a little more acidic tasting, it was very sweet and good.
The pink Florida grapefruit was incredible. Like a Jolly Rancher candy I swear.
We were all amazed at this Miracle Fruit.
The Guinness Stout was next on the menu.
Guinness Stout is the one thing that we were told is a must try while tripping on the Miracle Fruit.
We watched the beautiful cascading action as the nectar of the gods worked its magic up the side of the pint glass.
The Guinness was supposed to taste sweet and chocolatey.
While it did eliminate the typical bitterness, we did not enjoy the chocolate flavor everyone else seems too.
It definitely changed the taste, and was good, but the results were overrated in our opinions.
The Sam Adams White Ale witch is an unfitlered wheat ale tasted like fruit punch.
Very fruity. In a good way though.
The Hornsbys Hard cider tasted like very sweet apple juice even at 8% abv.
All in all, the experience was good fun and well worth the 10 bucks.
Not something I’d need to try again soon, but turning friends onto the experience will be a hoot.
I have 1 gram left, so about 5 bucks worth. That’s enough to let 3 or 4 friends check it out.
Thanks for reading.
I’ve got a link for the place I bought mine. PM if interested
Cheers