Dopers take heed, Christmas is coming!
And only $3.30!
Well, that didn’t work…
Check out the Possum For Nipple Warmers.
I’m assuming the it is the Eco Fur g-string that you want?
Well, no. It sorta defeats the purpose of waxing, non?
Oh, I hadn’t looked that closely, I thought they were earmuffs.
I would point out to anybody reading that, that it is Possum Fur Nipple Warmers, not possums for nipple warmers. I would assume they’d move too much if you used the whole possum.
The g-string is the first time I’ve seen a possum on a beaver, though.
ba-dum bump!
You better be ducking and running after that one…because I’m gonna start throwing deodorant stones at you!
Is that like the rock candy in the urinal? Cause if they are, don’t eat them, they ain’t worth a damn.
Nipple warmers? Pshaw. As everyone who was at Santa Rosa knows, I prefer to keep my nipples unclad.