The only reason I paid any attention to American Pharaoh in the first place was that not only had it been so long since the last Triple Crown winner, but so many…SO, SO, SO DAMN MANY…horses won both the Kentucky Derby and Preakness stakes, often in very dominating fashion, but always, always found a way to not close the deal.
Once more, with feeling, It’s Not Rocket Surgery!'s excellent 2014 rundown of all the heartbreaking near-misses (and of course add California Chrome’s 4th that year).
THIRTEEN TIMES. THIRTEEN GODDAM TIMES. It was unbelievable. This was similar to the “curses” you hear bandied about every so often. You keep thinking, it has to end sometime. It’s ridiculous that it lasted that long. Okay, this will be the one. All right, this one. How about this one? This one? Please??? Pretty pretty please??? Like a gambler who keeps betting on “Pass” and sees missout after missout after missout after missout, over and over and over, giving the law of averages a pounding, then a machinegunning, all the way up to total nuclear war, and it keeps going from there (or vice-versa; that’s what that “standoff” thing is for :D), all the while growing ever more exasperated, more panicked, more hysterical, “C’MON, THIS CAN’T LAST FOREVER!! IT CAN’T!! IT CAN’T!!”
And then…it happened. Just like that. Guess the 85,693rd time was the charm after all. You can relax, world! Susan Lucci got her Emmy! Chinese Democracy got released! So did Duke Nukem Forever! A black man got elected President! The torment is over! We can finally get along with our lives now.
And then, a little while after…three years, to be exact…it happens again.
Remember when the Boston Red Sox, after rolling what seemed like several fricking million 1s in a row, finally, finally got that blessed 2 and won the World Series in 2004? It was monumental. The Curse has existed for 85 years. It had become one of the fundamental laws of nature. It was as inviolable as the universe itself. And just like that, it was over (and after most ridiculous reverse sweep I’ve seen in my life). Baseball would never, ever be the same again. The 2004 World Series…hell, the entire playoffs (seriously, what was up with that reverse sweep?)…was a game-changer. A world-changer.
And then, a little while after…three years, to be exact…it happened again.
And everyone was like…wait a minute, it really was just a weirdo coincidence? No vengeful god, no spiteful universe, no eldritch horror machinations? 85-year unlucky streaks just happen sometimes? And guess what? They do.
And that’s exactly where I am with Justify. Why the horrible drought? Why 13 stalwarts cruelly cut down one by one? No reason. It just happened.
Not to take anything from the fact that it was a spectacular achievement, for reasons ChickenLegs already mentioned.