According to CNN, the name of the court case in which Florida felons sued to get their voting rights reinstated is…
Johnson vs. Bush.
<beavisbutthead>Huh huh huh huh huh…</bb>
I filled a law school lecture hall with nervous laughter with this classic zinger:
*Q (worked in while I was on call, answering a Constitutional Law question about the Supreme Court): * So what, I ask, is the difference between the Supreme Court and a regular court?
(Moment of silence from professor and class…)
A (completely deadpan): The Supreme Court comes with sour cream and tomatoes.