K-Y Jelly: It Doesn’t Mean Kentucky!
K-Y Jelly: Because Jam sounds too graphic and Preserves sounds all icky.
I think it should star Ben Stein and be exactly like his commercials for ClearEyes, with a few minor changes in wording. And perhaps a different illustration on the beachball he’s holding.
K-Y. Because Vaseline rots your condoms.
Nocturnal That was funny.
KY * don’t put it on your Peanut Butter, put it in your clam. *
*KY{/b] Pink Taco Sauce. *
K-Y Jelly. No slick marketing campaign. Just slick orifices.
“Forget Bill Clinton; We’re the Slick Willy people!”
I had one a few years ago for the New Year 2000…
K-Y 2K. Slide into the new millennium.
To establish superiority over its competitors, K-Y can dust off this number:
“K-Y Jelly: Recommended by 4 out of 5 nurses for lubricating catheters and facilitating their insertion.”
K-Y Jelly: Because ripped penis skin hurts like a sonuvabitch.
K-Y Jelly: No animals were harmed in the testing of this product… but a few now walk funny.
K-Y Jelly: Because Smuckers is a crappy lubricant.
But with a name like Smuckers, it’s got to be good lube!
That’s right, Marley. That’s why Smuckers has come out with new “Sandpaper and Gravel Lube.” With a name like “Sandpaper and Gravel,” it’s got to be great lube!
It’s that clear smear in your rear: KY. 'Cause Astroglide is for amateurs.
KY Jelly: We promise not to smirk at the check-out
K Y Jelly: It’s good for what rails ya! :dubious:
Bwahahahaha!!! Read that at work, and had to quickly divert my eyes before I burst out into insane laughter!
K-Y Jelly:
Bravely going where none have gone before!
K-Y Jelly:
Great with fruit!
…Oh no… I just came up with a really bad one. Darn it. Apolgies in advance
K-Y Jelly:
Endorsed by Michael Jackson
Sorry. 
Now with 33% less toxic irritants!