I heard one back then too K-Y 2K helps 4 digits fit where only 2 would go before
When asking for lube, 9 out of 10 chemists will say “K-Y”. Smile and pay, unless you are in The Valley in which case feel free to tell the bitch to “Mind her own fucking business.”
Actually that works as a slogan also -
K-Y : Mind your fucking business
KY:
Why, you ask?
Tastes slick! Less friction!
The next best thing to slippery latex.
It’s not just for bedtime any more.
A man will slide a mile for his lube.
Less fattening than Crisco.
Now in favors & allowed by Atkins.
Shedding light on the dark recesses of the human orifice.
Bo knows baseball. KY knows pleasure.
K-Y: Helping slide into home plate.
KY Jelly: So she’ll scream at the end instead of the beginning.
KY: With it, you’re fucking; without it, you’re fucked.
KY: Hey - it was hidden in your parents’ medicine cabinet for a reason…
KY: Think of it as a Slip n’ Slide for adults.
KY: Would you try to drill a hole using a carborundom-tipped diamond drill into a Rockwell-C scale hardness rating of 62+ molybdenum alloy without appropriate lubrication to mitigate friction, regulate drilling temperture and wash away the detritus? Well then, there ya go.
KY: The santorum of Loooovvvveeeeee*
*if you read Savage Love - Dan Savage’s weekly column on sex questions - you know that he and his readers have coined the phrase “santorum” in honor of Rick Santorum, the U.S. Senator who is outspoken in his opposition to gay marraige and all things providing gays more recognition under the law. I believe the definition of santorum is “that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter which is often the byproduct of anal sex” - they have been working to get the definition into common use and high up on the results of a Google search…
lol… That’s great! I love it.
K-Y Jelly: America’s Ass Grease
K-Y Flavored Jelly: someday you will THANK us for putting a nice thick coat of tasty grease between you and what you are licking.
KY: we think you’ll prefer the lubricant to the state.
With K-Y, Who Cares if She’s Excited?!
This is really, really bad - and very funny.
K-Y Jelly, foreplay men can understand: “You awake?”
Or recycle one of the greats -
“No More Tears”
“Promise her anything, but give her KY”
“Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!” What a great slogan.
“When it absolutely, positively has to be there…overnight.”
“All you add is love.”
“Does she … or doesn’t she?”
“Fill it to the rim with KY.” or “A Little Dab’ll Do Ya” according to taste.
“How do you spell relief?”
and my favourite :
“In the valley of the Jolly, “Ho, ho, ho,” KY Jelly.”
K-Y Jelly
“It took the mortician two hours just to wipe that smile off of Grandma’s face !!”
Thank you very much, the response I hoped for! 
9 out of 10 gerbils can’t tell the difference.
Michael Jackson really is a ‘smooth criminal’.