Kanicbird, you are an idiot.

Okay, these quotes from the Ouija thread have really tipped the scales for me. So KB thinks that some babies are demons in disguise and that he, much like Jesus, can walk on water? I am going to throw my hat into the “KB is mentally ill” ring with the dopers who mentioned that they think KB might be delusional and just hope and pray that I never actually have any kind of direct contact with him.