Karaoke night at the Bunny Ranch

I am watching an HBO documentary about a brothel (lots of boobies and sex talk, grrowl) and there was a mention of the fun budget for poker games, pool parties, or Karaoke night. Oh my that is just too fun. So what song would you put in, if you were gonna sing for the working girls?

My short list includes:

Fat Bottom Girls
Try a Little Tenderness

Well, you get the idea. So, teeming millions, put in your slip and seranade a ho. :slight_smile:


“If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.” :smiley:


Nine Inch Nails - Closer

I don’t see the connection.


“I Touch Myself” by the DiVinyls.

Velvet Underground - Venus in Furs

Monty Python - “Sit On My Face.”

Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

More! More! More! by Andrea True

“Roxanne” by the Police?

“Those were the days” by Mary Hopkins.


Tom Waits’ “Christmas Card From a Hooker”.

“She works hard for the money”

Fancy by Reba McIntyre

“Rock Me Like A Hurricane”

The Scorpions? That’s “Rock YOU Like A Hurricane.”

Oh, and how about “Spreading the Disease” by Queensryche?

“Private Dancer”-Tina Turner
“The Wanderer”-Dion

And the old ragtime classic, “I Could Love a Million Girls”.

Lady Marmalade , of course!