Well, I have to say that the bull really aimed well.
Hemingway would turn in his grave. American tourists…
He missed the scrotum. He got the arse.
I really can’t tell what’s worse. Good thing I’m no matador.
This far into the thread and nobody says anything about getting the horns when you mess with the bull?
No, somebody just said it.
HA!! That would be cool except for the fact that we stink. We are in the process of blowing up the team yet again and starting all over.
If I had another boy child I would name him that.
Like that? Good choice.
I thought the exact same thing hehehe, but I didn’t dare to educate the SDMB as you did, bravo!
Yes, but you understand Spanish.
It gets better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qew9cYR3t0g
I get that the title desaparecido rings a lot of bells for an Argentinian, but out of curiosity: what does entre Ceuta y Gibraltar mean for you?
I’ve always understood that he’s talking about the migrants who drown crossing from Africa to Europe, was I wrong?.
No, that is also how I think it is meant. I was overthinking again. nm.
He should have taken away their credit cards.
Even ignoring the animal cruelty issue, they did literally, purposefully provoke the bull into attacking, so if the bull actually succeeds the results are on them.
The version I’ve seen before ends in “El Toro, he does not always lose.”
Hmm, googling your version seems more common these days.
A millionaire US big game hunter was ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants
ambushed and killed by FIVE angry elephants
ambushed… by FIVE angry elephants
ambushed… by… elephants
It all stemmed from a conflict ten year prior when the big game hunter cut in front of the elephant’s as they waited to ride the Haunted Mansion at Disney in Florida. As you know, elephants don’t forget.
But, seriously. Elephants, this is for you. If I’ve ever done something to piss you off please accept my apology now.
Wow. That guy lives about 10 miles from me, and his house is on a bike route I take every now and then. Well, lived.