Keep doing that and you'll go blind!

You’re quite correct. A lot of boy kids would’ve LOVED to have hairy palms! I know I definitely had a lot of fun scaring the girls!

In reality, of course, it was the clearing up of acne that caused sexual intercourse, which in turn led to the diminution of masturbation.

I have often wondered if in times when hygiene was less common, that handling ones genitalia more than required might make conjunctivitis and other eye infections more common?