The student newspaper at University of Oregon just broke the story that the food service is cleaning potatoes in the dishwasher. So let’s hope the guy from Craigslist doesn’t work for UO.
Nobody bother **TVeblen ** while he’s enjoying moving the anal beads.
But where are the beads as he moves them??
Your words are misrepresenting the situation. Veb is a she.
Ze anal beads of my aunt…
“Gardez vos perles anales Sapristi hors du lave-vaisselle!”
Most people are unaware of this, but that was the working title of Proust’s Remembrance of Things Past.
Your roommate’s beads can get a free cleaning by dropping them into Grandma’s denture cleaning glass at her bedside.
Remember the string of pearls in the old ads, for that fizzy cleaner?
In this context, I think it would be more appropriately titled Remembrance of Things Passed.
I think Proust himself said it best when he asked the immortal question: “Does these madeleines smell funny to you?”
Wasn’t there a thread once by someone annoyed at having to look at the butt plugs drying on the back of the toilet?
I just googled it and checked out the website (definitely NOT work-safe!), but it left me wondering, “Why the heck would anyone want a 3lb stainless steel dildo???” :eek:
What’s impressive is when you stick 'em in someone’s anus and they come out tied in a knot.
Why the heck wouldn’t you want a 3 lbs stainless steel dildo?
( I read it originally as a stainsteel dodo.) 
Whattaya, rip-startin’ a lawn mower? :eek: Dude, be gentle. Ease them out, one at a time, just as she (or he, as the case may be) begins to slide over the edge into ecstasy … er, at least that’s what I read once on a web site that I can’t remember and don’t have bookmarked!
To avoid the splinters Martha Washington suffered?
Because the 5lb model is too heavy?
Because you could put it in the self-cleaning oven instead of the dishwasher?
Because if you ever run out of anti aircraft missles during an attack on your home, and you have rocket launcher, you can stick it to the bad guys in a quasi-metaphorical way.
No one ever expects the Three Pound Dildo Launcher.
I can see you’ve never been to any of those “off the beaten path” sex shows.