That’s not a dildo, that’s my thermos!!
When I read the title of this thread, I thought to myself, “Only on the SDMB would I see such a title, and that is why I love this place.” Then I read this:
, and realized how much I truly love this place. Where else would I find such sublimely raunchy yet intellectual juxtapositions?
I know Blowfish comments often on the best way to clean the toys they sell. Some can even be boiled. That could provide some more good roommate discussions.
“You’ve got your dildo in my thermos!”
“You’ve got your thermos in my dildo!”
Two! Two Two great products in One!
What, you mean Sue Johansen?
I got my mom to watch the show a few times. After seeing several toys, she decided that the show had to be a joke, since nobody really uses such things. 
{Channeling Bruce Cockburn}
If I had a dildo launcher…"
Anyone remember that Chris Isaak show where they discussed the anal beads? I guess the person using them did use them like a pull-start, and apparently things get messy that way! :eek:
No, She’s a Lady.
I am trying desperately not to imagine what they do with the potatoes before they put them in the dishwasher. And failing.
Hold me.
Regards,
Shodan
You should never have a weapon in your home that you are not fully trained in or are not willing to use for self-defense. Otherwise, the intruder might take it away from you and use it on you. :eek:
**“Hey you…! You better get out of here now…I have a 3lb Stainless Steel Dildo, and I’m not afraid to use it…!” ** :eek:
Hmm well if you get embarrassed about shopping for these sorts of toys, just pop down to your local market and buy a bag of baby spuds, and after having your fun, pop 'em in the dishwasher for a rinse. After that boil them up and serve with some butter and crushed mint to accompany a niece piece of fish. Now you can’t do that with a 3 lb dildo.
Is that helping?
I seem to remember seeing photos, maybe on rotten.com, of a doctor removing a potato AND a jar of grape jelly from someone’s butt! :eek:
I guess it’s not that uncommon!!!
:eek: I came here to tell a story about a butt plug drying on the back of a toilet. But I don’t think I ever posted it here. (Which is, in this case a friend’s roomate. I came out to visit him in SF for a week. Walk in and there it was. Hey I don’t have a problem with it but I think I should know you for more than five minutes before I know exactly what you’ve had up your ass. {this is the same roomate who a day later carried on a long phone conversation with me in the room with someone who answered his personal ad about how he was into enemas.})
For what it’s worth a dishwasher is the recommended way to wash sex toys. Just…not recommended to leave them there with other peoples dishes.
Wasn’t there an air freshener that was shaped somewhat like a butt plug?
If Dave has earned his reputation, its up with that cake of Jet-Dry by now (his butt must suck in objects like a spinning black hole).
But, I think the real question is, do any of us really want those items back?
I think in that combination, it is.
For sure, who would want grape jelly with a potato? Now if it had been a tub of sour cream, that’d be different.
The jelly was for contraception. The potato was just growing in the dirt.
Jelly for contraception placed in the rectum?
Notwithstanding the grape flavor these people need to get some biology lessons.
Buns Of Peel?
That one made me laugh till my eyes leaked!
I hope that was decaf!