Keg Party

I’m working security at a Keg Party tonight and I was wondering if anyone had any tidbits of knowledge that I could impress people with for example, anything interesting one should do with the tap for the kegs or anything.

Thanks, ciao


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I amazed my friends once by letting them know that they are supposed to only pump the little whatchamacallit while the tap was open and dispensing beer. When they scoffed I showed them that it said it right there on the tap. They were duly impressed.

Oh wait, now I remember, they weren’t impressed so much as they called me a geek for reading the instructions.

Just practice your kegstands and you’ll be fine. Remember, kegstand = handstand on the keg while chugging beer. Simple, no? Oh, and people hold you up, so all you REALLY have to do is chug.


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