falls to the ground, kisses the hem of the prophet’s robe
Kinky, but…what the hell-I’ll take what I can get.
Sounds like alternative facts to me. :dubious:
Today’s “Non Sequitur” comic is relevant to this thread.
http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur
Here’s a copy of the link that won’t expire…
Seems the ark people are playing shell games to dodge taxes.
-=linky=-
Williamston was warned over and over about dealing with those scumbags, but they did it anyway. I have very little sympathy for them.
Someday a bankruptcy court is going to have to try to sell that property.
If only we could picnic basket building and the boat building together in some “it seemed like a good idea at the time” theme park.
The dumb ass should have built his ark close to an ocean shoreline and funded it via time-shares to global warming/sea level rise believers. He obviously didn’t learn enough from Jim Baker, who could have advised him on how to scam his flock via direct donations and via time-shares, and who could have added value to the project by also selling Jim’s 20-year buckets of rapture food.
Depends on how good the sprinkler system is.
Shipp rejects ship.
Ken Han’s Noah’s Ark just became the Big Gay Ark:
At first glance, I thought it was an Onion-esque story.
It’s not.
From the picture, they couldn’t even get rainbow lights right. That’s red-blue-green-red-blue . . . red? So - three colors.
There are some churches around my home freaking out about people thinking they are gay friendly due to certain symbols, and taking them off their logos and stuff.
Of course, they don’t have to pay to get in. But I do wonder if gay people might show up at the ark more now. That would still be funny, as long as no one goes in.
“No. No. We already met our bear quota!”
It is a pretty building. It is even interesting. As a business model it is just dumb. How long can they charge people sixty dollars to walk around and look at plastic dinosaurs? When all of this is said and done maybe the next owner can use the ark as the centerpiece of a more conventional zoo or something.
Ken Ham wants us to know and remember that THE LORD is remorseful that HE destroyed all (well, most) of the Earth and HE promises never to do that again . . .
. . . Well, just not with a flood, anyway.
The rainbow part was one of the elements lifted from Gilgamesh–in that version, the rainbow was given by Ishtar.