Ken "Piglet Rapist" Ham's war on Bill Nye

[pythonzzz]

Creotard “Museum” founder Ken Ham hates Bill Nye and reality:

Bill Nye the science guy wants to make sure your kids believe evolution as fact. Be warned–he is out to get your kids for evolution. Watch this short video as he shows he has no understanding of the difference between historical science and observational science. He really should be called, Bill Nye the evolution guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHbYJfwFgOU

Here’s some more of the whining from Answers in Genesis:

At AiG and the Creation Museum, we teach children and adults the truth concerning who they are in the Creator’s eyes—and where they came from. We tell people that they do have purpose and meaning in life and that they were created for a purpose. Our Creator loves us, even while we were sinners (for we have all sinned in Adam). Christ paid the penalty for our sin and offers a free gift of salvation. No, we are not just evolved animals as Nye believes; we are all made in the image of God.

Their video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-AyDtD6sPA&list=UUXLsVwHXCzoSY9b8M65pOJg

Yet the "museum " touts fire breating dragons and dinosaurs living with humans as “fact”…

Totally fucked in th’ head.

[purplehorseshoe]

Wait … what about piglets, now?

[pythonzzz]

@purplehorseshoe

Wait … what about piglets, now?

Simply an affectionate nickname for Kenny.

[WolfpackJeep]

Aww, they won’t allow ratings for their little video.

[Bosstone]

@pythonzzz

Simply an affectionate nickname for Kenny.

But is he a rapist of piglets or a piglet who is a rapist?

[Der_Trihs]

@Bosstone

But is he a rapist of piglets or a piglet who is a rapist?

Probably the former. Priests rape kids; guys who run creationist “museums” rape piglets. It’s a pattern!

[R.P.McMurphy]

Our Creator loves us, even while we were sinners (for we have all sinned in Adam).

Yea, he loves us so much that he just continues to beat the shit out of the Haitians. He’s doing it for their own good because he loves them, sinners that they are.

If anyone is dying for our sins it is the Haitians.

[Jack_Batty]

Do you think a piglet that’s been raped would produce saltier bacon?

[Battle_Pope]

Unless it happend when I was *really *drunk I’m pretty sure all my sins have been in Eve.

[Der_Trihs]

@Jack_Batty

Do you think a piglet that’s been raped would produce saltier bacon?

More protein, at least.

[Guinastasia]

“Squeal!!! Squeal like a piggy!”

[Askance]

@Guinastasia

“Squeal!!! Squeal like a piggy!”

Praise the Lord! The day of Deliverance is here at last!

[Beware_of_Doug]

@Battle_Pope

Unless it happend when I was *really *drunk I’m pretty sure all my sins have been in Eve.

I hope you don’t mean Eve, else you got some ‘splainin’ to do.

[Battle_Pope]

@Beware_of_Doug

I hope you don’t mean Eve, else you got some ‘splainin’ to do.

:eek:

[Lobohan]

[Chewing] This is good bacon.

[wolf_meister]

According to the Creation Museum “Our creator loves us”.
Then how come every day, about 25,000 children die from malnutrition?
Whose sins are they dying for?

[Hentor_the_Barbarian]

Give me Ham on Nye, hold the Mayo.

[Double_Foolscap]

@Battle_Pope

Unless it happend when I was *really *drunk I’m pretty sure all my sins have been in Eve.

You mean like stealing ISK and blowing up noobs in 0.0 space?

[/nerdjoke]

[Gagundathar]

I am missing DragonCon to be home for guests this weekend.
Somehow, being ‘here’ on this thread makes me less unhappy about my decision.

[Paranoid_Randroid]

Apropos of nothing: the Creation Museum lies just a stone’s throw away from my hometown. If you’re thinking of a visit, don’t bother; the proportion of the museum devoted to life-size models of Adam and Eve riding dinosaurs is much lower than in the advertising. An exhibit of Ken Ham riding a piglet, now, that’d be something.