http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060731/ap_on_re_us/creation_museum_1
I wonder if old Ken is going to have an exhibit explaining where Cain’s wife came from, or any of the other stupidities in the Bible.
I wonder if Walt ever considered calling Disneyland “The Mickey Mouse Museum.”
IT’S A THEME PARK, MR. HAM! MUSEUMS ARE WHERE SCHOLARSHIP TAKES PLACE!
Sheesh.
Here’s a hint:
She was his sister! :eek:
You’re a rabid conservative and a Christian hater? That’s gotta be tough!
Ugh, there was a booth at our county fair this weekend where they offered to explain to you how Man and dinosaurs lived together. I wanted to stand outside and yell at them, but my wife talked me out of it.
[QUOTE=August West]
Ugh, there was a booth at our county fair this weekend where they offered to explain to you how Man and dinosaurs lived together. I wanted to stand outside and yell at them, but my wife talked me out of it.
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“Can a man and a Dinosaur share a Manhattan Apartment without driving each other crazy…?”
starts ‘OddCouple’ theme music
“What’s he sayin’, there were dinosaurs back with Adam n’ Eve? No way. T-Rex in the Garden of Eden – Adam and Eve would be runnin’ all the time scared shitless, but the Bible says it was paradise.”
–Cristopher Motisanti.
[QUOTE=Count Blucher]
“Can a man and a Dinosaur share a Manhattan Apartment without driving each other crazy…?”
starts ‘OddCouple’ theme music
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Dilbert seems to do all right.
Have you ever tried to housebreak a velociraptor?
They think they can do better than this? :
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
Dilbert seems to do all right.
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For a cartoon stuck in ‘telecom hell’ that is. (Sorry, I’m late for a conference-call…)
[QUOTE=Count Blucher]
For a cartoon stuck in ‘telecom hell’ that is. (Sorry, I’m late for a conference-call…)
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:smack: I missed the smileys!!! 
[QUOTE=elucidator]
Have you ever tried to housebreak a velociraptor?
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Is easy. If house drop on velociraptor, house break velociraptor.
There’s always the really fun and geeky way to learn about Bible stories. You can skip right to the Creation story here.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Is easy. If house drop on velociraptor, house break velociraptor.
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Is difficult. Build house above velociraptro and drop, or build house, pick up house and drop on velociraptor. Head hurt.
[QUOTE=elucidator]
Is difficult. Build house above velociraptro and drop, or build house, pick up house and drop on velociraptor. Head hurt.
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Is easy. Build cellar. Bait cellar with Alan Grant. Velociraptor go down. Drop house.
From the SDMB, January 2, 2005: Museum exhibit to show dinosaurs and man co-existing.
Has it finally opened, or something? Why is this news, again?
Nope. It is still not scheduled to open until next May.
It must have been a slow news day.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Is easy. Build cellar. Bait cellar with Alan Grant. Velociraptor go down. Drop house.
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Is easier. Build cellar. Bait cellar with Amy Grant. Velociraptor go down. Drop house. Put video on YouTube. This house-break raptor, get Nashville get new hit single, an make funny movie for slow days. All same time.
Come, Igor, walk this way…
[QUOTE=Slacker]
Here’s a hint:
She was his sister! :eek:
You’re a rabid conservative and a Christian hater? That’s gotta be tough!
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Well, the museum IS in Kentucky, so I don’t think there’ll be much controversey.
[QUOTE=Count Blucher]
Is easier. Build cellar. Bait cellar with Amy Grant. Velociraptor go down. Drop house. Put video on YouTube. This house-break raptor, get Nashville get new hit single, an make funny movie for slow days. All same time.
Come, Igor, walk this way…
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If could walk that way, would not need to break velociraptor.
We need a Groucho smiley.