http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060731/ap_on_re_us/creation_museum_1
I wonder if old Ken is going to have an exhibit explaining where Cain’s wife came from, or any of the other stupidities in the Bible.
I wonder if Walt ever considered calling Disneyland “The Mickey Mouse Museum.”
IT’S A THEME PARK, MR. HAM! MUSEUMS ARE WHERE SCHOLARSHIP TAKES PLACE!
Sheesh.
Here’s a hint:
She was his sister! :eek:
You’re a rabid conservative and a Christian hater? That’s gotta be tough!
Ugh, there was a booth at our county fair this weekend where they offered to explain to you how Man and dinosaurs lived together. I wanted to stand outside and yell at them, but my wife talked me out of it.
“Can a man and a Dinosaur share a Manhattan Apartment without driving each other crazy…?”
starts ‘OddCouple’ theme music
“What’s he sayin’, there were dinosaurs back with Adam n’ Eve? No way. T-Rex in the Garden of Eden – Adam and Eve would be runnin’ all the time scared shitless, but the Bible says it was paradise.”
–Cristopher Motisanti.
Have you ever tried to housebreak a velociraptor?
They think they can do better than this? :
For a cartoon stuck in ‘telecom hell’ that is. (Sorry, I’m late for a conference-call…)
:smack: I missed the smileys!!! 
Is easy. If house drop on velociraptor, house break velociraptor.
There’s always the really fun and geeky way to learn about Bible stories. You can skip right to the Creation story here.
Is difficult. Build house above velociraptro and drop, or build house, pick up house and drop on velociraptor. Head hurt.
Is easy. Build cellar. Bait cellar with Alan Grant. Velociraptor go down. Drop house.
From the SDMB, January 2, 2005: Museum exhibit to show dinosaurs and man co-existing.
Has it finally opened, or something? Why is this news, again?
Nope. It is still not scheduled to open until next May.
It must have been a slow news day.
Is easier. Build cellar. Bait cellar with Amy Grant. Velociraptor go down. Drop house. Put video on YouTube. This house-break raptor, get Nashville get new hit single, an make funny movie for slow days. All same time.
Come, Igor, walk this way…
Well, the museum IS in Kentucky, so I don’t think there’ll be much controversey.
If could walk that way, would not need to break velociraptor.
We need a Groucho smiley.