Now Hammy will man-up after his snitting and shuffling.
I think the whole blow-up over the fee (which is added to ticket prices and not enough to be likely to turn away anyone willing to pay $40 but not $40.50) was that they don’t want anyone knowing how many tickets they sell.
A special prosecutor will get to the bottom of that.
Just out of curiosity, are there any other countries with this sort of boondoggle tourist attraction?
Maybe Israel, with all that Jesus stuff that got invented in the Middle Ages.
Well, there [del]is[/del] was Gulliverland.
They don’t have any trouble with lying. Or not rendering to Caesar.
North Korea?
6 Reasons North Korea is the Funniest Evil Dictatorship Ever, Cracked.com
One item describes their dreary attempt at an amusement park.
Hammy’s theme park expert forgot to carry the 1.
Awesome, but they should’ve gone deeper into the Aliens scene, ‘maybe we could build a fire, sing some songs,’ ‘you always were an asshole, Minotaur.’
So Kenny The Ham didn’t get 1-2 million visitors each year as he fervently prophesied (“Lord, have mercy!”). Half a mil is still pretty impressive. I get only, um…maybe 10 to my house per year?
And they drink my beer, eat my peanuts, point and laugh, but don’t pay me shit.
Until you consider that many of those archetype, paying visitors were probably non-creationists who just wanted to point and laugh at the ignorance. Still, a dollar is a dollar no matter whose pocket it came from.
Maybe Ken should partner with the Schlitterbahn people and add a waterslide. so his attendance figures can really evolve.
You laugh, but they already have zip lines (just like the original ark.)
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I would visit Gulliverland. Sounds like the creepiest theme park ever.
Yeah! I remember from the book, and I read it early in junior high, how Gulliver put out the palace fire in Lilliput.
So the Ark Park continues its downward spiral. Meanwhile, Kent “Hello, my name is Kent Hovind” Hovind has his own new Ark Park.
The Fundamental Declarations of the Martian Colonies? The Statutes of Alpha III?
There are probably far more Christians laughing at him than the above two categories combined.
I’m honestly surprised that the place gets as many visitors as it does.