Ken Ham blames "Ark Encounter" failure on atheists

If you followed my link, it shows I meant futurama. But yeah, there is much simpsoning in my life as well.

The methodology is probably flawed, perhaps to an error rate of 4x.

It was Futurama, but it was something equally silly. I believe Leela was on the jury and allowed to testify.

This

What? You mean like the Crimson Permanent Assurance?

Sorry guys, I’m really not enjoying this story ark.

Its not even a boat, though. It’s just the front side of building that looks like a boat. The reverse side is just a rectangular building. And why was it built with a bulbous bow, and a curved hull? Those things are for speed and fuel efficiency…if it was made for a worldwide flood it just had to float, not actually go anywhere, and how would it be powered anyway?

A fool’s construction for foolish religion.

The aquatic animals (fish, otters, whales, seals) could jump in the water and push while the birds hung onto the hull and flapped their wings in unison.

And everyone else could row.

Should I be happy or sad that I immediately recognized it as Hermes questioning the logic of Zoidberg burning down his shell on the outskirts of the lost city of Atlanta?

I would say happy. My wife would say sad.

LOL! You never know what some of the employees (who are having 2% deducted from their salaries to pay off bonds :eek: ) might be doing below deck. :stuck_out_tongue:

This is what happened when a member of the Freedom From Religion Foundation visited the place in February. SFW and just over 1 minute in length.

:smack:

Yeah, you’re laughing now. But when that water starts rising, you’ll be begging, begging for a spot on that ark.

Seems as though it was more like Ken Ham, Shemp and Curly.

“Surely you can’t be serious.”

Stop calling me “Shirley”.

**There’s parts of the Bible I like and there’s parts of the Bible I don’t like. **

Shem has already opened up his own hot dog restaurant in hopes of drawing business from the ark.

Much better.

That’s actually more believable and I still think the number is high. I’m living in the bible belt and 40% would be 4 out of 10 people so I’d expect to be hearing this a lot more often than I do. I know 2 people that honestly believe it and probably a half dozen that I would bet do out everyone I’ve interacted with over the years.

I know more anti-vaxxers and they’re nowhere near 10% of the population.

I thought that it was going to be used as a granary.

Begging, maybe, but I still ain’t paying $40. (plus $10 for parking)