Ken Ham blames "Ark Encounter" failure on atheists

Tillamook sure looks like a timber frame to me!

Some data:

The “ark”: 510 feet long, 85 feet wide, and 51 feet high.*

Tillamook Hangar B: 1,072 feet long and 296 feet wide 192 feet tall.

The numbers tell it all. The “shipping box” for the hangar is over 27 times larger than one for the ark. (Actual volume comparisons are tricky.)

Note that they don’t claim that Hangar B is the largest timber frame building, but the largest clear-span timber structure. I.e., there presumably is a larger non-clear span timber building somewhere.

But certain religious people don’t let facts stand in the way.

  • Note that these are based on the Biblical dimensions with a generous definition of cubit. Actual ark size would be smaller still.

Tōdai-ji, for example. :slight_smile:

Not to mention that the ark contains 95 tons of steel.

Hammy continues to ride the blame train.

Maybe if he built further south. Halfway between Shelbyville and Simpsonville, for example. Or near (the land of) Goshen.

Come to think of it, I have some distant cousins around Williamstown. I wonder how they feel about all this.

Oh christ! That “clown” who wrote that editorial? He’s the head of the group that gave Ham’s park the projected attendance numbers that he used to fool the Kentucky gov’t with in the first place! To top it off, he’s also a co-writer with Ham on their book “Already Gone”, where they whine about lower church attendance or something.

Source.

More details from the Press Release that Dan got a hold of:

So:

  1. Conflict of interest problem

  2. Ham’s allegation is bullshit, as an actual independent group had projected this lower attendance for this park of his. It’s not “atheists” who are messing Ham up: He’s trying to explain away the fact that his co-worker’s “independent” numbers are wrong, while hoping no one brings up Hunden’s report.

I hope someone here is willing to temporarily register on that newspaper web site, so they can post the details of the conflict of interest in the comments section of Beemer’s guest column.

Ken just needs to be a little more creative and expansive in his thinking. Instead of leaving half his parking lot empty all the time he could fence off half of it, paint continents on it and call it the Flat Earth museum.

Two biblically accurate attractions for the price of one. Take that you Pythagoras worshiping Darwinites.

He should hire Jim Bakker as a front man, convert the ark stables to time-shares, and tele-devotional-guilt into penury every simple minded person within broadcast distance.

Nah, Jim is busy selling Buckets-o-Crap for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Especially as Bakker is now pitching survival food. Seems like a match made in heaven.

Pity the Orange RC snapped up the Crystal Cathedral. It would have looked terrific with oars flapping about out its prayer spire’s upper windows.

Okay, now I’m not interested in even a virtual tour. I assumed it would actually have decent animatronics and stuff in it. With that much money spent, I assumed it would have something entertaining in it, and not just be a bunch of motionless exhibits with posters.

There’s the reason for the failure. The only way this possibly would work is if this was a “museum” that was fun for the kids, so they’d pester their parents to take them.

I mentioned this on another website, and a poster there said that she and her husband were touring an LDS museum in Salt Lake City, and they were asked to leave because her husband was pointing out some of the less savory aspects of Joseph Smith’s life.

:smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

As part of the Japanese asset bubble in the late 89s and early 90s and then in the immediate aftermath, there were a number of collaborations between local governments and businesses in making projects which were supposed to bring in the tourists. The vast majority failed because if it were actually viable then the projects could get funding through traditional methods.

In the end, the local taxpayers got taken for a ride. The business owners would make sure they got their money no matter what. The government officials never were penalized.

I’m sure that I would even be allowed to enter in the first place. :stuck_out_tongue:

That goes on in the United States all the time, and not just for things like the Ark Encounter. Anyone remember the early to mid 1990s, when Vegas was supposed to be the next family-friendly attraction? :dubious: Yeah, that didn’t work out so well.

What do Raptured Christians need survivalist stuff for?

Probably marketed to the moneyed suckers who are also post-tribulationists.

It doesn’t have to make sense. Jim Bakker is just a guy who likes to separate fools from their money. Whether it’s idiot fundies or idiot survivalists.