So, what do you do when you’re in a bind? You’ve got a far-left base behind you who is convinced that you’ll run from Iraq and suddenly peace will break out around the world. On the other hand, you have the undecideds you’re trying to win over, who are worried that you’re a weak waffler who can’t be trusted to fight the war.
If you’re John Kerry, here’s what you do… You come up with a SECRET PLAN.
From the Washington Post:
Got that? Kerry has a plan, but HE WON’T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. Just trust him, okay? The president has special powers that no one knows about, and Kerry’s ready to use them in a super-secret way.
And of course, his super-secret plan is totally unusable by a mere Senator, because in the last twenty years he hasn’t so much as mentioned a way to solve the terrorism problem. You’d think he would have at least called up Clinton or Bush and said, “Hey, why aren’t you guys using your SECRET POWERS? Didn’t you know about them? They’re in the second drawer from the left, right under those old missing Watergate tapes.”
What an idiot. How can anyone take seriously a candidate who refuses to tell you what he’d do before the election, but trusts you to believe that he’s got a secret plan all worked out? This is grade school stuff.
In other Kerry idiocy news, he wants to give nuclear fuel to Iran:
This may be the most moronic thing he’s proposed yet. Do we really need to ‘Call Iran’s Bluff’? Is there anyone on this planet who honestly believes that Iran, awash in oil, needs nuclear power for its energy needs? Iran, which exports about twice as much oil as it uses at home?
So two things can come out of this proposal: One is that Iran could say no, and Kerry can say, “Hey, they really DO want bombs!” while the rest of us yawn and shake our heads. Or, the Mullahs can say, “Hey, that’s mighty nice of you! Help us get our reactor going, fuel it for us, and take the spent fuel back home again. For sure, that’ll keep us from refining our own!”
You know, like North Korea did.
Every time Kerry appears in public, his poll numbers drop. The Democrats LOST ground during the convention (New Gallup poll shows Bush with a 4pt gain since the week before the convention - an unheard-of development).
Now we know why. Every time the man opens his mouth he proves that he’s unfit for office.