The whole thing’s a laugh. I mean it’s not like he insulted Michael J Fox, or anything, is it?
It’s ironic that Lurch is trying to make a joke about somebody else being stupid but instead sticks his foot in his mouth because he can’t put a comprehensible sentence together.
As Lurch meant it, the joke makes no sense. If you don’t get good grades you’ll become President? Not exactly clever, and isn’t it more than a little immature.
I understand that he feels he lost the Presidency because he didn’t react harshly enough to detractors like the Swiftvets during the Presidential elections, and that’s why he reacted so strongly to criticism concerning his botched joke, but Jesus Christ man, think on your feet. You should have just apologized from the start. First there’s the “I will not apologize!” Followed almost immediately by the “I’m very sorry.”
And what’s up with that apology on his web page? “I’m sorry my words were misnterpreted?”
Misinterpeted?
Not quite. Way to accept responsibility. Your words were interpreted fine and accurately. YOU screwed up by saying the wrong words. Jesus Christ on two popsicle sticks.
And he’s offended that anybody would think he was attacking or deprecating our troops? How could we imagine that he would ever do such a thing? I mean can you imagine John Kerry accusing our troops of acting like Genghis Kahn, raping, pillaging, or what have you?
How could you ever even think Lurch would deprecate our troops. He’s never ever done such a thing. Has he?
That being said, I can truly understand why the Democratic posters here are so upset the Republicans are playing this for all it’s worth. I mean for the last six years the Democrats have never taken a cheap shot at Bush or sought to capitalize on a verbal foible. After such restraint, it’s simply unconscionable that the Pubbies would behave that way.
Anyway, I think it was a mistake, and no big deal, but Jesus is John Kerry really on the Democrats side? I’ve been sarcastic above, but I really do feel for you on this one. Here you are, running a great campaign and John Kerry just walks in and farts all over thing.
John Kerry is the effective Republican in the Senate.
I wish, hope, and will vote to put Democrats in control this coming week. Over the last six years I’ve come to beleive that one party controlling all three branches is a very bad thing. Shared control forces the parties to work together, they make better decisions when they’re checking each other, and there’s less acrimony because they need to stay on working terms with each other.
This everybody at throats all the time thing sucks.
There are so many good liberals and Democrats on the boards and this polarization is something that I think shows most of us at our worst.
Unfortunately, I don’t think there’s a chance in hell that the Democrats will gain enough seats to gain a simple majority anywhere. There’s just not that many seats in play.
I make that as the Scylla guarranteed lock of the year (of course my last guarranteed lock was that Iraq had WMDs so don’t quake too hard)
Sorry about the sarcasm, but Goddamn, Kerry is a moron. Nobody has to feel that more than a Democrat.
-Scylla
-Your friendly neighborhood right winger