Fark just filed this under ‘Florida’:
It gets better:
I laugh just imagining the scene, and I think the prosecutor should consider himself damned lucky nobody decked him or sprayed him with mace or otherwise attempted to physically subdue him.
I hope Tasker is forced to attend some kind of drinking cessation program.
And have his genitalia removed, of course. Being drunk was only half the problem, and that would be the only way to be absolutely sure he won’t do this again.
I really hope this was in jest. Shame on you.
Greeeeaaat…now I’ve got that King Missile song “Detachable Penis” running through my head. Thanks a whole lot.
In this case, I’m all for the maximum punishment: make him stay in Florida.
Ummm…we don’t claim Key West as part of Florida. Look up the Conch Republic some time when you’ve nothing better to do. 
Having been to Key West, I’m kinda surprised anyone would scream or even call the police upon seeing a drunk naked person of either gender get into your car. A simple “you’re in the wrong car” would have sufficed and not been too out of the ordinary for the locale.
Happens all the time in exotic climes like that – tourists who won’t accept native mores and customs, but insist they should be just like back home! 