Over the holidays, I had family staying at my house. As a result, my GF and I were only able to enjoy each other in my car. We loved it so much that I feel it may become part of our repertoire. We were spotted on several occasions by a few of her neighbors (It was probably real stupid to do these things while being double-parked). One time, a cop drove by just as we were zipping back up. He slowed down, looked at us, and then drove away.
But what could the repercussions be if we were caught red-handed? Would it be" you crazy kids need to get a room" or “Hands up! You’re going to jail!” or something in between? For the record, I live in NJ and most of the "crimes’ occurred in the Ironbound section of Newark where she lives.
I got caught once too. It scarred me for life and I will never have sex in a car again, ever. Not even if the car is on my own island.
We were twenty or so. It was a park, and there really wasn’t anybody around. We had just finished (thank god!!!) when a cop banged on the window. He made both of us get out of the car, without any pants, utterly humiliated us by yelling at us and threatening to call our parents, looked at our IDs, and told us to scoot.
He was a sorry son of a bitch and I still remember the shame and the humiliation. That was…seventeen years ago.
There’s nothing illegal about having sex in a car. Sex in a car in public is a different matter. You’d have to run into major assholes in the justice system to end up with a conviction that would put you on the sex-offender list, but it could happen, so definitely don’t have sex with a judge’s wife or daughter in a car.
Me, too, but it was in a drivein and the management asked us to come to the office. No handcuffs or police were involved.
At the office, they showed us the applicable laws about prostitution, which was pretty silly because nothing of the sort was going on. And they couldn’t claim we were “performing” in public because what tipped them off in the first place was the totally fogged-up windows. :rolleyes: I wonder what law that violated.
When I asked to borrow their phone to call the police and report a kidnapping (ours) if they continued to detain us, they thought it best to drop the matter. Ballsy, wasn’t I?
Imagine…sex in a drivein!? What an unexpected concept!
Nevertheless, we didn’t go to driveins much after that. Motels were so much better.
You pull into a drive-in
And find a place to park
You hop into the backseat
Where you know it’s nice and dark
You’re just about to move in,
Thinkin’ it’s a breeze
There’s a light in your eyes
And then a guy says
“Out of the car, Longhair”
I’d rather just spend $40 once or twice during the holidays to rent a cheap hotel room to take care of business. Who cares if you only use it for an hour or two, it beats getting arrested, and you certainly would have more room to operate.
A bf and I were caught back in college (in the late '60s). We were in a very remote area where nobody could have seen us, except for a cop car that just happened to be passing by. We got ourselves “presentable” damn fast, so he didn’t literally see anything. He checked all our ID, then let us go with a warning. Sex between two males was a punishable crime back then, so we were lucky.