This has been mentioned before, but not in very much depth.
I want to be able to get in my car, push a start button, and drive off. Easy. Sexy. Elegant.
So all I need is an RFID tag in my pocket to tell the car, “it’s okay, when you feel someone press the start button go ahead and start.” Simple enough, conceptually.
But I’ve spent hours scouring the internet for a kit that can handle this moronic task, and have come up with nothing. Is there *nobody *that makes this as an aftermarket kit? I can’t believe it. I hate digging through my pockets for the keys. I hate reaching around the steering wheel to look for the stupid little ignition slot - especially when I’m drunk (I’m kidding). I hate the keys as they dangle there so unceremoniously, all day long as I drive back and forth. Turn the key to start. Turn the key to stop. Pull it out and find a pocket for it. Damn.
Any tips on a kit that can solve my problems? Yeah, I hate keys categorically. I’m serious - I know most of you won’t understand what the problem is, but let me tell you, what a worthless, unsightly, hole-causing, anamorphous uncomfortable poking lump they make in my pocket. Don’t even get me started - I would pit keys, but it’s not worth the trouble. I fart in their general direction. I despise them. Someone please free me from my keys!
I should add, I don’t hate keys enough to buy a new car. That would be dumb.