What hurts women as much as getting kicked in the groin for men? When we don’t give them enough attention 
ME: Running like hell!
I have to agree with FireUnderpantsBoobs that menstrual cramps can be totally incapacitating. Fortunately for me, most of my “curl up and cry because it hurts so bad” days have been on the weekends, and only 3 or 4 times a year. The most fun is when women also get nausea and diarrhea too, because of prostaglandins leaking into the intestines, so not only are you crampy, you’re sick too. Luckily, this can be treated with muscle relaxers.
However, that’s not the most painful thing that can happen to you, in my book. Three things I’ve experienced have been worse, and every one of them can happen to men too.
- stomach cramps. Some of the ones people with irritable bowel conditions have make even the worst of menstrual cramps pale in comparison Fortunately, they don’t last as long.
- Tooth problems. Until a dentist accidentally did something to one of my nerves while filling a tooth, and didn’t mention it until I called up crying when the Novocain wore off, I had no idea that “blinding pain” wasn’t just a figure of speech, everything when bright white and I almost passed out, and it kept happening until the Tylenol 3 kicked in.
- (wonders who opal is) I forget what the major nerve that runs through your body is called, but once rolling over in bed, I hit it just right. It felt like someone poked me with a cattle prod, and I was instantly awake for sure. I can’t imagine how terrible someone would have to be to try to pinch that nerve on you, but it can probably be done, right?