Lopez!
Lopez!!
Lopez!!!
“Can I get you a beer, or would you like to drink out of the toilet?”
[thoughtful pause]
“…a beer.”
The Dr. Seus Bible Sketch:
“Forgive them Father, they know not what they do; for they walk through this life in toe-crampity shoes.”
Dammit Danny, it’s not a symbol! It’s brown stuff! And it’s coming out of my mouth!
Onions is all I eat!
It’s that salty, bloody Ham! ! !
How did the meatballs tartare go over dear? Oh? Well, if you need a place to stay . . .
Cyril St. John was one of the finest pieces I’ve ever seen on TV.
Suit Trappers was also awesome
So I was at home, washing the dish…
The beaver! What were we thinking?!
But they made MUDGUM!
Wherever people are stuck in a line-up, there he’ll be to entertain them. . . the Flying Pig! ! !
I was alarmed to discover that God is dead.
You’ve got my pen!
For anyone who has access to Netflix streaming and isn’t already aware: all five seasons of KitH are available on instant view.
The image quality is crappier than I remember, but the sketches are still solid.
“These guys sure smoke!”
A couple of times when my kids were little, I found myself addressing groups of young kids, and I usually opened with, “So…any of you kids married?”
My plan is that we DON’T travel 250,000 light years, we DON’T abduct any humans and, this is the best part, we DON’T do any anal probing.
BTW for all of you KITH fans, this is a great site. It has transcripts of every KITH sketch so you can have some KITH fun when you’re not allowed to watch videos (like say, at work).
EEEEvvvviiiiiilllll! Heh heh, so evil.
Ah, so the Fat Family Fat is having a Fat Family Reunion.