I’m here to serve you Master… Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd SATAN!
It has many transcripts (possibly most), but there are omissions.
Hello? Hello, Control? This is Delphar 7. My mission is in jeopardy! Destroy the planet! Repeat, destroy the planet!
Remember, never put salt in your eyes when watching KitH.
I wonder why that was?
Could it be that he has a CABBAGE for a head?
Or are they critics: given to criticism?
I would reply to this thread, but I speak no English.
“Pass the salt, Family!”
A throwaway line that has nothing at all to do with the skit, in one of my favorites, Bobby vs. Satan
Uh…let me fix that link.
*You shouldn’t rob a bank without a plan,
You shouldn’t use your tongue to stop a fan.
Smokin’ on the night train, chewin’ on a jellyroll.*
Welcome to the Pit of Ultimate Darkness
I am a man possessed by many demons! Polite demons that would open a door for a lady carrying too many parcels… But demons none the less!
If you’re gonna comment on the Kids in the Hall, you’re gonna need a whooole lotta milk-a.
Stinky pink!
Eeeeeradicator!
Tuesday is no good for the Eradicator.
"…it’s called ‘There’s a very effective heckler in my audience’ blues. Follow me on this one, boys.
He got my number, oh yeah, he got my number good…" 
I’m pretty sure the Kids are the reason I’m obsessed with sausages and find men in crossdress incredibly sexy (sub-theory: good-looking men make really, really good-looking women).
Hey you millionaires! Get out of that garbage!
Sometimes you need a demond.
Paul Cherry, your head is a boil, you suck worms, I hate your feeeet!
Weird that I see this thread right after posting a link to the Girl Drink Drunkskit in another thread.
This thread has… money momentum!