You’re the president of the Sheinhardt Wig Company; one of your subisaries, NBC, is coming in over budget, you need to remove one character. Who do you kill?
As of now my vote ties Tommy with Donna.
Tommy is a distraction, and he’s not very likable. I enjoy the fact that he gets on so well with conservative Ron, but if Tommy were missing, we wouldn’t be missing a whole lot.
And, it’s Pawnee. We don’t need any of the stuff that later seasons’ Tommy offers. Donna is a basic homegirl and fits right in.
I see Ann with one kill-off (currently), but she was written out anyway, so no need to kill her off.
I don’t have the heart to kill of *erry.
Chris. Do you have to think about it?
Bye Ben.
I’ll be the first to kill off Ron. He was a funny character the first few seasons but got too cartoonish for my tastes.
Chris. No doubt. Not funny or needed in any episode.
Andy - he’s a HUGE, unfunny jackass. Plus, I would have April all to myself.
It was Mark, the city planner. I figure he fell in that open hole and was never heard from again.
The thought of killing off any Parks & Rec character makes me want to cry, but if it had to happen can we add Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa to the list?
As it stands I’d have to say Tom though. With Ben as second place.
Noooo! Don’t kill any of them! Can I vote for Li’l Sebastian, since he’s already dead?
Okay, fine. Donna. But only out of protest.
Tommy is so fookin useless
^ Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, April! 
No, cos then I’d haved to add Craig, and the poll would be pointless.
Nope, won’t do it.
Maybe Ann.
As much as I like Rashida Jones, Ann was the Aquaman of Parks & Recreation – they needed to keep coming up with lame excuses to have her hanging around the office.