And it was a doozie!
I hate that woman. I despise her. In fact, I don’t even like people who LOOK like her.
But oh my god do I want her now.
Anyone have any tips on seducing a bitchy celebrity who is out of my league?
Quickly! Go boil some bleach, stick a funnel in your ear and wash your brain!!
Then stick your hand in a fire or something as penance.
Jerri… shudder …I need a bath.
Tell her you have a million dollars.
[]Buy a cowboy hat[]Tawlk wit a sowltherern drawlIgnore her completely
It was quite awesome, actually. It’s a damn shame that I woke up before it ended!
Truth be told, it was Evil Jerri floating on her back in a river, with this other girl (I think it was Ruthie from MTV’s Real World) was going down on her, and I was supporting Jerri, doing things to her 
YOW
Excuse me while I boil my eyes.
Ruthie…Ruthie?!
Ugh, you’ve got problems, my man.
Too bad you woke up, Hecubus. The end of the dream is when I hold her head underwater until she drowns. Oh wait, that’s my dream. Nevermind.
Rose
PS. Ruthie?? [sub]eww[/sub]
The closest I’ve come to your plight was to dream about Jeri (Ryan) from Voyager.
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