Ever heard of Rove?
The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
I’m going to Limbo! I’ve always liked that party game–
[whisper whisper whisper]
Oh… THAT limbo… well, it sure beats the hell out of hell, and it looks like I’ll have distinguished company.
Ick, I’m the most sinful person on the SDMB. I did this a few days ago. I think scoring high for Purgatory and Limbo means you’re a good person: I got my 5 highs and 1 very high in the bottom 8.
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
As to the OP, what would happen if you wrote “Kill Cecil Adams! Kill Cecil Adams!” on the board?
Pencil me in for the City of Dis!
Has anyone else received an “Extreme” rating for anything?
A guy I knew in college had a pen pal when he was younger. Just for fun they started putting strange organizations in the return address.
He ended up getting investigated when he wrote his return address as “Society to Assasinate the President”
Another “Limbo” here…
The under-achievers of the underworld. Not willing to work hard enough to get into Heaven and too lazy to be evil enough for hell.
Ow! cwm on now.
Woohoo! Dis, here I come.
Mmmm. Flaming sepulchers. I love Greek food.
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
OK. Lustful? Yep. Gluttonous? Yep, got me there. Heretic? Well, there is that whole Atheism thing. D’oh! But I don’t get the “High” on Fraud. That makes no sense! I’m innocent I tell you! Innoceeeeeeennnnnt!!
Level 2. Hm. Me, Cleopatra, and Helen of Troy. Who’da thunk?
Here’s what I got. Somehow I was banished to the eigth level before, which came as a complete shock. I mean, I’m a pretty good person! At least, I like to think so!
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Here’s what I got. Somehow I was banished to the eigth level before, which came as a complete shock. I mean, I’m a pretty good person! At least, I like to think so!
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Galdurnit! My first double post. I feel so…the emotion’s just…I’m getting all vaklempt…talk amongst yourselves.
Did anybody else think of The State when first reading the OP? “So if I were gonna say, ‘I’m going to kill the president’…”
Well, I just took it and here are my results…
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Extreme
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
They call me gluttonous just because I’m a penny-pincher 
I was going to run “kill the President” through one of those anagram generators . . . Then I thought, do I really want to submit “kill the President” to a non-secure site?
I think he meant the President’s of the United States of America…the band. Duh.
This can’t be too good…
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Hmmm … looks like I’m going to the third level of hell. That was the only level marked “high.” Not extreme, not very high, just high. Everything other level was moderate, low, or very low.
I guess I’m just not trying hard enough.