Which circle of Hell are YOU going to?

agentfroot · April 30, 2003, 4:02am

And now, fun with Dante! This really reminds me of my senior English class.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html

I’m in Limbo! I’m a virtuous pagan, so there’s nothing to worry about. I’ll take hanging out with the cool pagan philosophers and writers over the pious saints any day!

Shade · April 30, 2003, 4:09am

Damn, level 6, Dis! OK, I am a heretic according to Dante, but I thought I was more virtuous than that. Of course, I suspect oral sex counts against me, and I don’t see anything wrong with it…

DreadCthulhu · April 30, 2003, 4:17am

I got Purgatory. Not bad.

Gunslinger · April 30, 2003, 4:24am

I got Level 7. “Extreme” on all but the first two (very low) and the gluttony one (high).

gobear · April 30, 2003, 4:35am

I have been damned to the Seventh Level, the Circle of the Violent.

Sublight · April 30, 2003, 4:43am

Neat.

InternetLegend · April 30, 2003, 4:50am

I get to Limbo! Except I never have been able to go very low - I’m usually eliminated in the second or third round…what?

If only I could have unreservedly said “yes” to that whole “Do you believe in God” thing, I’d have gotten into Purgatory instead. Maybe I should try harder.

The only thing I don’t understand is that I initially came out “High” in level of violence. The only thing on that quiz I agreed to that I can even remotely conceive of as violent was taking God’s name in vain. And when I switched that to a “no,” I still came out as “moderate” in violence. What’s up with that?

Super_Gnat · April 30, 2003, 4:56am

Just purgatory. sigh Though I suppose that’s a good thing.

NDP · April 30, 2003, 6:15am

Just Limbo for me. I feel like such a wimp.

Dunderman · April 30, 2003, 6:24am

I’m boned. Level five.

d_redguy · April 30, 2003, 6:54am

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

I suppose I should have expected as much.:smack:

even_sven · April 30, 2003, 7:13am

I’m in the seventh- violent. Pretty intense for a pacifist.

Ranchoth · April 30, 2003, 8:13am

Sixth level of hell, for me. In a flaming tomb for a heretic, for eternity.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

You know, to be frank, I was expecting either the Wood of Suicides or the Plains of Burning Sands. You know, right next to Capaneus.

mallocks · April 30, 2003, 9:50am

5th level of hell, I wonder if I should do something about it…

Lsura · April 30, 2003, 9:58am

I’m in Purgatory with DreadCthulhu and Super Gnat.

Dunderman · April 30, 2003, 9:59am

Suckups.

green_bladder · April 30, 2003, 10:26am

Level 5 - Wrathful & Gloomy

Oh well.

Lsura · April 30, 2003, 10:27am

You’re just jealous.

Dunderman · April 30, 2003, 10:29am

No, I love the fifth circle of Hell.

Angua · April 30, 2003, 10:38am

I’m in Purgatory too!