Killing those pesky elders . . .

I need help with an Elder Bug (Leptocoris trivittatus) infestion. Anyone know of any effective and cheap home remedies?

Pacific Northwest climate, if that’s relevant.

I checked out the site you referenced and the answer is obvious.

From the above all you need to do is get everyone to burn down their house during the coldest part of the year. That outta take care of it.

This has been a real problem since Jack Kevorkian was sent up the river …

Oh-elder bugs. Never mind.

(How many posts 'til a useful answer???)