King of the Load.
*Sung to the tune of “*King of the Road.”
[sup]Grammy for “Best Country Song” - 1965 (the year I was born.)[/sup]
*[sup] (With apologies to Roger Miller.) [/sup]
Ahem - (snaps fingers - 1-2-3-)
Failure; my mail’s not sent.
Haaaaaalf the day here I have spent.
Slow phone line - I detest, (snap snap)
Smoked 3 packs of cigarettes. ah but,
Ten hours of waiting here,
I’m a - quiiiickly running outta beer.
I’m a - Maaaaaan in need of more speed,
(snap snap)
King of the Looooooad.
Third timeout’s causing rage,
Destination - Straight Dope Page.
I just want to post some news
And try to shake my connection blues.
I surf - old websites I have found,
Fooooorced to filter sites with sound.
I’m a - Maaaaaan in need of more speed,
(snap snap)
King of the Looooooad.
Ahhhhh, Every download, and every game,
It takes me an hour just to enter my name.
In every chat room, don’t tell me I’m wrong,
Takes longer to load - than writing this song.
I said,
Failure, my mail’s not sent.
Haaaaaalf the day here I have spent.
Slow phone line- I detest, (snap snap)
Smoked 3 packs of cigarettes.
Phone people, hear my whine,
Pleeeeease install a high-speed line,
I’m a - Maaaaaan in need of more speed,
(snap snap)
King of the Looooooad.
(snap snap)
King of the Looooooad….
(fade)
Thanks, you’ve been a great audience.
Several Similarly Stupid SDMB Silly Songs Submitted by Smug:
[sup]
Read It.
He’s a Euty. (Vocals by Persephone.)
Satan Went Down to Straight Dope.
Newbie-hian Rhapsody
Every Thread You Make
Ignorant Guy
Stuck in a Pit Thread With You
On the Cover of the Ol’ Straight Dope
[/sup]And a Pair of Pathetic Poems.[sup]
Cecil in the Chat Cecil’s Revenge [/sup]
