Well, when I was young, I thought the chorus to “Blinded by the light” was “wrapped up like a doofus and a roller in the night”. Then I hit puberty and started hearing “wrapped up like a douche…” just like everybody else. I have misheard a lot of song lyrics in my day, some of which I have shared in previous threads. Unfortunately, I can never dredge up very many at one time. I don’t think I’ve ever shared any of these particular ones before, though. For example, who can forget the immortal Red Hot Chili Peppers song:
What I got you got to give it to your mama!
What I got you got to give it to your papa!
What I got you got to give it to your dog…
This one isn’t mine, but my sister’s. It’s the Doors’ classic…
Ya know the day destroys the night, ninety times a day…
The first time I heard the Cure’s “The Caterpillar”, I thought Robert Smith was singing:
Flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker here you are
Ketcha ketcha ketcha ketcha ketcha ketcha ketcha ketcha ketchup in a gun…
Does anyone know the late Kurt Cobain’s political affiliation? I do. He explains it in the lyrics of “Lithium”:
I like you, I’m a Democrat, I miss you, I’m a Democrat, I love you, I’m a Democrat, I kill you, I’m a Democrat…
And I know I mentioned this one in a previous thread, but my family still hasn’t let me live it down after all these years. Hit it, Paul…
Mama don’t take my chromosomes
Mama don’t take my chromosomes
Mama don’t take my chromosomes awaaaa-aaay!
Mama don’t take my chromosomes
If you need to barf then barf at home
Mama don’t take my chromosomes awaaaa-aaay!
I have so many more of these, and I’ll probably be popping in here several more times when I remember another one. So I’d just like to close by saying that I have no idea what Gavin Rossdale is singing in the bridge of “Glycerine”, but it sure sounds like “bamboo watergun”, doesn’t it?